Pls note, this is not mine, but c&p. Very witty, though.
Julie : Why did THE CHICKEN cross
the road??
DIDA: Its about time we started teaching Chicken the values of NOT
crossing roads. Its better to stay on one side of the road than the other.
Suppose it was knocked down by a speeding car! What would it have
said? That's the kind of Chicken that would vote for Waititu.
KIYAPI: It depends with WHERE the chicken was going. Crossing the
road is NOT the end of the story. I resigned from the Education
Ministry to fight for the rights of Everyone! Chickens included! If a
chicken wants to cross the road,let it cross the road! That's what my
party RBK stands for!
UHURU: The JUBILEE government will ensure a 24-hour Economy
where a chicken will NOT have to cross ANY road in search for jobs.I will create jobs right where the chicken is standing...And every chicken shall be equipped with a laptop computer at birth.
KENNETH: I was born in Bahati. We used to call it,"Bahaa....." ,I went to
Starehe, where we used to eat chicken every weekend. And am
sorry, I think we ate that chicken too.Anyway, don't worry, My
Government will create another chicken within the first 100 days...
MUDAVADI: Did YOU mention a CHICKEN?? Julie Gichuru,did You
JUST mention a chicken?? Wait,Is that chicken here??! Am sorry but I
think we are NOT supposed to be discussing a chicken. We should be
EATING it!
KARUA: I believe in Integrity. I pushed so hard for that chicken to
stay ON one side of the road. But the two principals failed to convince their troops to stop the chicken from crossing. The constitution is clear on the role of chickens. And My government will NOT only bring back the chicken,I will also close down that road!
RAILA: Chickens are just chickens.That is the kind of chicken that owns huge tracts of land on the other side of the road! As a chicken,I believe You should stay in one place! Not crossing roads every now and then! You cant lay eggs
through Skype.
MUITE: The Safina Government will get down to the bottom of the
matter! You cannot convince Me,or any rational Kenyan,that that chicken was acting alone! NO! That chicken must have been sent by other chickens! You cannot tell me that other chickens were NOT aware that that chicken was crossing the road! Of course they were! And am NOT holding brief for that
chicken,but My Government will investigate the matter and include
more chickens in this whole 'Road- Crossing' Scandal!
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