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mkeiyd
#21 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 4:07:08 PM
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Ric dees wrote:

..So here i was driving in the evening traffic with wifey and kids just before the Riverside turnoff along - is it Waiyaki way (road leading to Westlands) just dont know anymore.

Anyway so this street mama comes to my window which is partly opened and asks for some coins, told her "leo ni kubaya" labda kesho - she insists atleast i consider her toi, i hold my ground then all of a sudden she chnages tack and asks why i have abandoned my "kid" the one she is carrying then asks "mbona nimesahau" then she says "unataka nikukumbushe"? she chomoas one boob, then the other ati "dadi umesahau hizi" kumbuka ukizinyonya na vile ulifurahia.. She addresses wifey, usistuke madam hawa tunawajua tabia zao..am like WTF, comedy in the evening..she eventually gave up however my kids were traumatised but i got to give it to her, the look and determination on her face was award winning!!



Having a few coins on you will always save you such troubles.
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Ric dees
#22 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 4:17:59 PM
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@Nonstoppingthis - Yes still live in Queens land, but every so often am in town to enjoy the sunshine among other things.

@Banyamulenge - i seriously doubt their is wife worth her salt that would doubt her husband to this extent hata kama kisogo ni photocopy!

We actually laughed about it at night with wifey nikiny*** always important to see the funny side of things..

@Mkeiyd - when i can i usually give, but we all had zero coins on us - brokeness kiasi..

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
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digitek1
#23 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 4:32:47 PM
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@ric You dont have to give coins..give notes..yeah the kind that crinkle. What lesson are you passing to the young ones when a) you dont give anything b)you give coins. Arent contributing to raising a mean generation? Next time take the challenge to give notes after all you already have abundance
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
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Lolest!
#24 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 7:27:19 PM
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Ric dees wrote:
@Nonstoppingthis - Yes still live in Queens land, but every so often am in town to enjoy the sunshine among other things.


Among other things...which things? There could be another angle...
Pray
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Mukiri
#25 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 7:43:47 PM
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Boss, if you think you got off easy... think again. From now till your grave, if you are ever busted, they'll remember that beggar. 'Ata yule mama alitolea dadi nyonyo ana mtoto wake!'

Proverbs 19:21
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harrydre
#26 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 9:49:46 PM
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digitek1 wrote:
@ric You dont have to give coins..give notes..yeah the kind that crinkle. What lesson are you passing to the young ones when a) you dont give anything b)you give coins. Arent contributing to raising a mean generation? Next time take the challenge to give notes after all you already have abundance


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Am sure she would like to hold the Queen's paper as well.
i.am.back!!!!
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essyk
#27 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 10:04:15 PM
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Next time wear a GSU face and look like you are on mission to kill or pick your cell and speak audibly enough for her to hear saying,
'Yes Inspector nimemaliza hiyo ghasia kabisa.Hata kichwa hakuna.Bunduki bado niko nayo hapa mfukoni.'

She will give you all her day's collection without you asking.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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josiah33
#28 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 10:08:07 PM
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essyk wrote:
Next time wear a GSU face and look like you are on mission to kill or pick your cell and speak audibly enough for her to hear saying,
'Yes Inspector nimemaliza hiyo ghasia kabisa.Hata kichwa hakuna.Bunduki bado niko nayo hapa mfukoni.'

She will give you all her day's collection without you asking.


Hehehe! Those ones can see right through your bluff.
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essyk
#29 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 10:17:37 PM
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Just give it a shot.
Those mamas carry out facial profiling from their base while you are in traffic.
If you look homely,kind,ever smiling nice guy ul be in trouble.
Put on Gumo's face and see how many will dare eti unleash boobs! smh.
I can invest in vampire teeth if it comes down to this.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Mchanganuzi
#30 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2013 11:31:20 PM
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essyk wrote:
Next time wear a GSU face and look like you are on mission to kill or pick your cell and speak audibly enough for her to hear saying,
'Yes Inspector nimemaliza hiyo ghasia kabisa.Hata kichwa hakuna.Bunduki bado niko nayo hapa mfukoni.'

She will give you all her day's collection without you asking.



Sure, the GSU face has saved me especially when passing through some notorious places. I usually can't help but laugh after seeing some so called notorious creatures giving way coz they think am the notorious of the notorious just from the way i look at them. Kaa ngumu na hata kama ni teja, atafikiria sana before swinging into action. Ukikaa mpole Mamwera na Mateja watakujenga mjengo (Magugwaka mwako).
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