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Spend.thrift
#1 Posted : Friday, September 18, 2009 11:56:00 AM
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Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 302

I took a trip down memory lane and this oen still embarrasses me todate.

One evening right after high school,a friend held one of those 'I’m flying out' bashes in Buru. Former school mates,his family,friends were all there. The meal plan included beans and we were even joking how nasty beans can be on one’s stomach. One and half hour later,the bash was on and my buddy had invited some real cute hotties from his estate and beyond. As usual at that age,I developed a crush and went ahead to pursue it. Siku hizo tulikuwa tunasema 'kuangusha ma vibes na malyrics'. But before long,the beans started acting nasty on my stomach and the progression was so rapid that I had to excuse myself and rushed towards the nearest loo. ALAS,it was occupied. Steve must have decoded the happenings and told me to rush to the other bathroom.

I finally made it to the restroom,and after my business,felt very relieved. I pulled the flush plug and instead of the kawaida swash whirls,I noticed that the water in the toilet was rising. Luckily it stopped just short of spilling. I thought to inform my friend of what had happened but as I opened the door,the chic on whom I had developed a crush was just out there. I later came to find out that she had overheard Steve telling me to rush to the other guestroom and had followed me…..for whatever reason I never got to find out.

We met eye to eye and she asked me why I was in such a hurry. By that time I was as cold as the as the punch that was being served from a bucket. Even before I could answer I saw her curl her nose and knew that my vicious odoor was OUT!!! Neither of us said anything for a few seconds,then she quickly suggested that she would go get kina Steve’s housegirl.
As soon as she turned the corner,I slithered out of the house and left,humiliated.
Later,I leant that Steve’s mum had to call in a 'wira ni wira' to fix the clogged toilet. I never got to talk to Steve until the advent of face book. The crush…I have never bothered to continue.

What’s yours???



We tenda wema kisha wende zako. Usinipe macho ya kutarajia shukrani!!!
maka
#2 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:05:06 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
what happens when you are in one of those live tv interviews and u feel like faring?
possunt quia posse videntur
simonkabz
#3 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:13:44 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
kk
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Ngong
#4 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:14:12 PM
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You have been a member since:: 11/17/2012
Posts: 1,461
Location: Ngong Forest
maka wrote:
what happens when you are in one of those live tv interviews and u feel like faring?


What do you mean?
simonkabz
#5 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:15:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Spend.thrift wrote:

I took a trip down memory lane and this oen still embarrasses me todate.

One evening right after high school,a friend held one of those 'I’m flying out' bashes in Buru. Former school mates,his family,friends were all there. The meal plan included beans and we were even joking how nasty beans can be on one’s stomach. One and half hour later,the bash was on and my buddy had invited some real cute hotties from his estate and beyond. As usual at that age,I developed a crush and went ahead to pursue it. Siku hizo tulikuwa tunasema 'kuangusha ma vibes na malyrics'. But before long,the beans started acting nasty on my stomach and the progression was so rapid that I had to excuse myself and rushed towards the nearest loo. ALAS,it was occupied. Steve must have decoded the happenings and told me to rush to the other bathroom.

I finally made it to the restroom,and after my business,felt very relieved. I pulled the flush plug and instead of the kawaida swash whirls,I noticed that the water in the toilet was rising. Luckily it stopped just short of spilling. I thought to inform my friend of what had happened but as I opened the door,the chic on whom I had developed a crush was just out there. I later came to find out that she had overheard Steve telling me to rush to the other guestroom and had followed me…..for whatever reason I never got to find out.

We met eye to eye and she asked me why I was in such a hurry. By that time I was as cold as the as the punch that was being served from a bucket. Even before I could answer I saw her curl her nose and knew that my vicious odoor was OUT!!! Neither of us said anything for a few seconds,then she quickly suggested that she would go get kina Steve’s housegirl.
As soon as she turned the corner,I slithered out of the house and left,humiliated.
Later,I leant that Steve’s mum had to call in a 'wira ni wira' to fix the clogged toilet. I never got to talk to Steve until the advent of face book. The crush…I have never bothered to continue.

What’s yours???



We tenda wema kisha wende zako. Usinipe macho ya kutarajia shukrani!!!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly mimi kwisha pahahahaha
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
maka
#6 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:18:09 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
Ngong wrote:
maka wrote:
what happens when you are in one of those live tv interviews and u feel like faring?


What do you mean?

manze hamwezangi uonea mtu huruma kukikuwa na typo...FARTING
possunt quia posse videntur
maka
#7 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:24:02 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
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Location: Nairobi
www.youtube.com/watch?cl...;gl=KE&v=spRBKUtVyT0

this is the worst that can happen to you in terms of embarrasment...
possunt quia posse videntur
bkismat
#8 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:29:21 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
maka wrote:
www.youtube.com/watch?client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=KE&v=spRBKUtVyT0

this is the worst that can happen to you in terms of embarrasment...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray NSFW
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
Mukiri
#9 Posted : Friday, February 01, 2013 1:31:02 AM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
bkismat wrote:
maka wrote:
www.youtube.com/watch?client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=KE&v=spRBKUtVyT0

this is the worst that can happen to you in terms of embarrasment...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray NSFW


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Respect a woman! Wah

Proverbs 19:21
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