1. A wedding costs less than 1000 bob.All you need is the certificate and witnesses.But if you are the crowd type,choose a convenient location for all.
Uhuru Park,Karen,Muliro gardens,Fairmont,let it be convinient to all invited.
To reduce costs,and ease logistics,hold reception same location as the wedding.
2.It's your wedding not people's so make decisions you are both comfortable with.
3. Do not take a loan to finance a wedding!
Work with what you have.If no one understands that,they are not your friends.
4.Better spend more on honeymoon than wedding.
5.Whether you serve people Goat or Malondo they will still talk bad.It's normal so don't let it eat your peace.In short, don't try to please.
6. Maintain your sanity.Have spare photographer video camera guy etc.These guys can let one down bad style.
7.Make sure you have loose cash with you.You don't want disturbing whispers and tapping when you are just about to cut the cake. Or leave it with your best man.
8.Focus on your wife to be not the people.It's easy to lose her on this great day.
9.Keep track of the car carrying your luggage.Strange things have happened.A guy found himself with a boot full of bananas,warus,crates and plates instead of their honeymoon bag at the airport.
10.Just be on time please.Don't keep the passy waiting.We get bored of waiting in church.
11.It's a wedding not a marriage.Have enough cash to start off when honeymoon is over or else you find yourself seeking help on wazua.
12.Don't get her pregnant on day 1.Well depends.
13. Have lots of sex during honeymoon and carry
14.May God be kind to you.
Amen
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.