wazua Fri, May 1, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

5 Pages123>»
how to make a woman happy
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
chi20
#1 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:28:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/24/2008
Posts: 223
after much of research on these genre,i have come up with these description. i hope there could be more. . . . . . . .

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME,YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention,but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time,especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space,never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


mwana wa kahii. . . .
Back to top
  |
Jacy26
#2 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:33:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 365
OMG! R we that difficult?

I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love - Maya Angelou
Back to top
  |
brianne
#3 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:58:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 29

lol! true but that can only happen in the IDEAL world in the REAL world you can never find all those characteristics in a man.
Back to top
  |
Ericks
#4 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:04:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/29/2008
Posts: 170
Dont forget to trust her,
trust her intentions,
trust her instincts,
dont be so inquisitive,
be her hero,
dont expect her to name u as her next of kin,
if u r broke be a man
if she is broke,do the necessary u should be a gentleman remember,
appreciate her friends
keep off ur drinking buddies
come home early
tell her sweet nothings
believe she has a headache

finally dont forget ....etc.



Its just me
whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.
Back to top
  |
Mafia
#5 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:15:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 9/29/2009
Posts: 17
............n thts after taking out one rib to 'make' them(Ladies) imagine if they took out two....disaster my friends.....

Experience is a very expensive school,but fools insist on attending
Back to top
  |
Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:19:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
going by this research which is true to the letter,there is no time a woman will ever be happy till death....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Back to top
  |
KulaRaha
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:20:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Nonsense!!

A WOMAN CAN NEVER BE HAPPY...SOMETHING IS ALWAYS NOT RIGHT!!!


Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Back to top
  |
Mr .Ben
#8 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:23:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 1/20/2009
Posts: 46
may be i venus where they are alleged to come from.not in mars where we reside.

For men its the 2 S........... sex,stomach(denotes food & booze)


'Until the lions have their historians,tales of hunting will always depict the hunter as a brave man.'



"Until the lions have their historians, tales of hunting will always depict the hunter as a brave man."
Back to top
  |
The Real Shaft
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:31:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 839
show me a content woman....

and...

i'll show you...

one who knows how to fake it........

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Back to top
  |
brianne
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:41:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 29

@ kularaha u sound very bitter some of us are happy all you have to do is jus be content with what you have because it would have been worse maybe you would not have any of those characteristics in him.

@ RS i am content and not faking it with time one gets content and am talking from experience.
Back to top
  |
5 Pages123>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.