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Help! I'm attracted to my banker
Rank: Member Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 155
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Wazuans, you kill me!
What is this you are discussing? Hii ni Naswa!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/5/2008 Posts: 17 Location: nrb
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Um Sayala wrote:@Money whsperer, 1.Are you married?. If yes. WAchana na mipango ya kando, Even the thought of it is wrong. You will break your marriage, either literally or emotionally. Neither is good for u.
2. If not married do your homework, get to know if she's married and just RUN and RUN double time. You'll be murdered in cold blood. 3. If both of u are single then take your head (main one) where your heart(and most likely small head) wants BUT be guided na KICHWA sio morning election Adieu ...thats kilin
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Rank: Hello Joined: 1/11/2013 Posts: 2
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Money Whisperer wrote:jguru wrote:Depends on which bank. Kama ni Equity ya Kiambu Town, RUN!!!  Either way, faint heart never won fair lady. Ask her out, buy her coffee, then take it from there. Her being married does not mean she cannot have a cup of coffee with you. Buying her coffee is not an issue. I do have those friendly coffees, but with this one the moment I engage then the entire process self-triggers and I start shooting fast and furious, by the third month we should be going camping (Oh, the mere thought!) I suggest you have a friend do the investigation for you cos seems her cleavage has taken your sanity and reasoning... Clean out the account - leave only what you can afford to lose before you go any further!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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Money Whisperer wrote:The end of what, your account? Not only did she constantly monitor my account she did my monthly budget and monitored my movement. She could tell where I was by reviewing my ATM transactions (Amount and time of withdrawal) – I had to explain why I was withdrawing my money outside her budget The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/11/2009 Posts: 481
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Now for some royal advice... This aircraft is fully fueled and roaring down the runway at V1. All you have to do is pull back and lift off, ama utangonga ukuta end of runway.  You should be telling us how the landing was and if you took care of the passengers, not asking if to take off. Bure kabisa!!  "The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,939
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ethgirlB wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:jguru wrote:Depends on which bank. Kama ni Equity ya Kiambu Town, RUN!!!  Either way, faint heart never won fair lady. Ask her out, buy her coffee, then take it from there. Her being married does not mean she cannot have a cup of coffee with you. Buying her coffee is not an issue. I do have those friendly coffees, but with this one the moment I engage then the entire process self-triggers and I start shooting fast and furious, by the third month we should be going camping (Oh, the mere thought!) I suggest you have a friend do the investigation for you cos seems her cleavage has taken your sanity and reasoning... Clean out the account - leave only what you can afford to lose before you go any further! She has decided to sign into Wazua today and give you advice. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:ethgirlB wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:jguru wrote:Depends on which bank. Kama ni Equity ya Kiambu Town, RUN!!!  Either way, faint heart never won fair lady. Ask her out, buy her coffee, then take it from there. Her being married does not mean she cannot have a cup of coffee with you. Buying her coffee is not an issue. I do have those friendly coffees, but with this one the moment I engage then the entire process self-triggers and I start shooting fast and furious, by the third month we should be going camping (Oh, the mere thought!) I suggest you have a friend do the investigation for you cos seems her cleavage has taken your sanity and reasoning... Clean out the account - leave only what you can afford to lose before you go any further! She has decided to sign into Wazua today and give you advice. now that would make for a good story!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/1/2012 Posts: 290
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aemathenge wrote:Okay. You have made your point. You want her. Period.
Initiate the Mahe Goat standard operating procedure. Make her come for you. How? Simple? Speak to her womanhood not her profession. Her employer saw what you are seeing. That is why she is there in the first place. She is a girl first, a woman second and a banker comes a distant third. So, here goes.
Wednesday. I am sure you saw her today, what hairstyle was she wearing? Find out everything about it, how much it would cost in an upscale saloon and most important, how long it took. Tomorrow when you visit, speak with awe and deep respect for all the time she spent pulling off such a beautiful hairstyle, let her tell you the saloon she visited, the queue, the decor and so on. Always concentrate on her hair or the point between her eyes. Never her twins. If she stops typing and pats her hair, you are on.
Thursday, visit the nearest high end shopping mall and browse for the most expensive perfume. I promise you she has done the same. On Thursday, ask her what is the name of the perfume she is wearing and before she answers, suggest you take a guess and name the perfume you saw. Her smile will definitely become brighter. Let her take control of the conversation from there and just follow. Never ever look at her knockers.
On Friday, she will be wearing the Corporate uniform. Women hate wearing clothing worn by other women nearby. She will definitely wear something to make her uniform look different from the others. Your conversation should be centered on what she has done differently. Also, carry one of those girly romantic novelettes. My favorite is mills and boon. Most girls have read these at some point in time. Place it on the desk or let be the folder for your paper work for the day. Tell her your niece is going to kill you for carrying it by mistake. Ask her if she read them in her teenage.
On Saturday, ask her, plead for her help for getting a good recipe for the boys are coming over on Sunday afternoon and it is your turn to cook. If you have been good, she will give you a complex recipe and if you are really good, she will offer to prepare it for you, do the shopping for you and cook for you. Its that simple.
I would suggest the soaps but I ended up watching two episodes with the Family Bank Kerugoya branch new beauty and I hated every second of it. If you are that desperate, watch one episode and discuss it the following day with her.
Let us know what happens.
(Famooz, please forgive me)
This piece of advice will get your azz friendzoned for life! No woman wants a man who carries Mills & Boons Novels around and wants to swap recipes! Like wtf?? And OMG if a man ever gets into a discussion with me about my hairstyle, I swear to God I'm turning lesbian! Or maybe I missed the sarcasm. Hehe Anyhoo Money Whisperer, Homegirl likes you,her reasons notwithstanding, so go for it.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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I suspect the banker is "ethgirlB". Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya
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ethgirlB wrote:seems her cleavage has taken your sanity and reasoning... I told you home boy. A girl has spoken. Welcome aboard ethgirlB, normally I would kick you out of The Virtual Republic of Wazua but I am on a roll. Again, Welcome.
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