Rank: Member Joined: 11/18/2010 Posts: 503 Location: Kenya
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aemathenge wrote:Okay. You have made your point. You want her. Period.
Initiate the Mahe Goat standard operating procedure. Make her come for you. How? Simple? Speak to her womanhood not her profession. Her employer saw what you are seeing. That is why she is there in the first place. She is a girl first, a woman second and a banker comes a distant third. So, here goes.
Wednesday. I am sure you saw her today, what hairstyle was she wearing? Find out everything about it, how much it would cost in an upscale saloon and most important, how long it took. Tomorrow when you visit, speak with awe and deep respect for all the time she spent pulling off such a beautiful hairstyle, let her tell you the saloon she visited, the queue, the decor and so on. Always concentrate on her hair or the point between her eyes. Never her twins. If she stops typing and pats her hair, you are on.
Thursday, visit the nearest high end shopping mall and browse for the most expensive perfume. I promise you she has done the same. On Thursday, ask her what is the name of the perfume she is wearing and before she answers, suggest you take a guess and name the perfume you saw. Her smile will definitely become brighter. Let her take control of the conversation from there and just follow. Never ever look at her knockers.
On Friday, she will be wearing the Corporate uniform. Women hate wearing clothing worn by other women nearby. She will definitely wear something to make her uniform look different from the others. Your conversation should be centered on what she has done differently. Also, carry one of those girly romantic novelettes. My favorite is mills and boon. Most girls have read these at some point in time. Place it on the desk or let be the folder for your paper work for the day. Tell her your niece is going to kill you for carrying it by mistake. Ask her if she read them in her teenage.
On Saturday, ask her, plead for her help for getting a good recipe for the boys are coming over on Sunday afternoon and it is your turn to cook. If you have been good, she will give you a complex recipe and if you are really good, she will offer to prepare it for you, do the shopping for you and cook for you. Its that simple.
I would suggest the soaps but I ended up watching two episodes with the Family Bank Kerugoya branch new beauty and I hated every second of it. If you are that desperate, watch one episode and discuss it the following day with her.
Let us know what happens.
(Famooz, please forgive me)
No wonder you are still single
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