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Help! I'm attracted to my banker
nostoppingthis
#61 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:35:39 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly with all this politics, people have really missed threads of landing.....from 17 to 30 guests!!!!
mlefu
#62 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:36:28 PM
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This has surely taken the money guy to cloud 69...the journey back to earth will be one loooongggg one....
jguru
#63 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:37:47 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
jguru wrote:
Tell her, your brother is the Head of Operations at a fancy bank like Citi, Stanbic etc and that you can put in a good work for her if she ever needs to change jobs (comment on her exemplary work ethic and pleasant mannerisms). If she says she's interested, ask her to email you her CV so that you forward it to your brother. Like a moth to the flame! Now you have her details and have evened up the scales just a bit...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @jguru...


smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
jguru
#64 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:39:19 PM
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Money Whisperer wrote:
jguru wrote:
Tell her, your brother is the Head of Operations at a fancy bank like Citi, Stanbic etc and that you can put in a good work for her if she ever needs to change jobs (comment on her exemplary work ethic and pleasant mannerisms). If she says she's interested, ask her to email you her CV so that you forward it to your brother. Like a moth to the flame! Now you have her details and have evened up the scales just a bit...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly this is waaay tooo cool coz I have to even the scores on info


smile Hii Nairobi lazima uwe mjanja.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
githundi
#65 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:39:23 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Don’t you dare! Many years ago I was attracted to a cashier at my bank and kept going there and refusing to be served by any other person except her. I accidentally slipped in my business card between notes I was depositing and PAP she called me that Friday… and that was the beginning of the end!Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

kali, dunia kuna mambo.
Democracy does not belong to the dead
Money Whisperer
#66 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:39:40 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
The attraction looks natural to me. Maybe the credit in the account is the first impression. Who knows, we hear sometimes ladies get attracted to cars too, so what the big deal if it is something else, like bank account!

@Money Whisperer ask her for coffee, there is nothing to be lost. On one of your normal business, when you're done, start to leave and just a few steps, turn back and look at her, smile, hesitate (the pause is so important because it is so powerful), then call her name and ask her if you can meet her in person without the glass screen between you two? If she hesistates, it is a yes, give her your number.

Laughing out loudly The pause to create the creative tension. good one (a true hunter you are) She's not a teller, she sits behind a desk, so it's very easy for me to whisper the coffee invite. she has my number. One time she was helping me set up the mobile banking thingie and I gave her my number. When next she was setting up online banking she gave me her number then looked at my details from the comp and said 'Ah! I see I have your number here, I'll note it so when you call me I'll know who's calling"
"Money never sleeps"
chemos
#67 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:40:26 PM
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Money Whisperer wrote:
Motomoto wrote:
jguru wrote:
Tell her, your brother is the Head of Operations at a fancy bank like Citi, Stanbic etc and that you can put in a good work for her if she ever needs to change jobs (comment on her exemplary work ethic and pleasant mannerisms). If she says she's interested, ask her to email you her CV so that you forward it to your brother. Like a moth to the flame! Now you have her details and have evened up the scales just a bit...

What is so hard in inviting her for a mug of soup at Njunguna's and get to know her/each other. Hii maneno ya kupitia Mombasa ukienda Kisumu inanishangaza!

It's called covering the bases before tapping the home base. I wouldn't want Chemos walking in on me while I'm landing and he hammers my nuts



Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Thats it...... wewe utakipata...
Money Whisperer
#68 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:41:20 PM
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mlefu wrote:
This has surely taken the money guy to cloud 69...the journey back to earth will be one loooongggg one....

Mlefu, kuwa mpole, I have already dialled 699
"Money never sleeps"
jaggernaut
#69 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:41:27 PM
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Money Whisperer wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Ask her out for coffee and pursue the landing angle. You have nothing to loose. And if successful you can take it to another level. Even if she's engaged she can always dump her current bf for you. Meanwhile ensure that you maintain a healthy bank balance.

What if she's married? hiyo Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ati a healthy bank account


A married woman wouldn't let things get that far unless there are serious issues in her relationship. In that case there's no problem in you providing a shoulder for her to cry on and let her forget her sorrows.
aemathenge
#70 Posted : Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:42:35 PM
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Okay. You have made your point. You want her. Period.

Initiate the Mahe Goat standard operating procedure. Make her come for you. How? Simple? Speak to her womanhood not her profession. Her employer saw what you are seeing. That is why she is there in the first place. She is a girl first, a woman second and a banker comes a distant third. So, here goes.

Wednesday. I am sure you saw her today, what hairstyle was she wearing? Find out everything about it, how much it would cost in an upscale saloon and most important, how long it took. Tomorrow when you visit, speak with awe and deep respect for all the time she spent pulling off such a beautiful hairstyle, let her tell you the saloon she visited, the queue, the decor and so on. Always concentrate on her hair or the point between her eyes. Never her twins. If she stops typing and pats her hair, you are on.

Thursday, visit the nearest high end shopping mall and browse for the most expensive perfume. I promise you she has done the same. On Thursday, ask her what is the name of the perfume she is wearing and before she answers, suggest you take a guess and name the perfume you saw. Her smile will definitely become brighter. Let her take control of the conversation from there and just follow. Never ever look at her knockers.

On Friday, she will be wearing the Corporate uniform. Women hate wearing clothing worn by other women nearby. She will definitely wear something to make her uniform look different from the others. Your conversation should be centered on what she has done differently. Also, carry one of those girly romantic novelettes. My favorite is mills and boon. Most girls have read these at some point in time. Place it on the desk or let be the folder for your paper work for the day. Tell her your niece is going to kill you for carrying it by mistake. Ask her if she read them in her teenage.

On Saturday, ask her, plead for her help for getting a good recipe for the boys are coming over on Sunday afternoon and it is your turn to cook. If you have been good, she will give you a complex recipe and if you are really good, she will offer to prepare it for you, do the shopping for you and cook for you. Its that simple.

I would suggest the soaps but I ended up watching two episodes with the Family Bank Kerugoya branch new beauty and I hated every second of it. If you are that desperate, watch one episode and discuss it the following day with her.

Let us know what happens.

(Famooz, please forgive me)
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