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washiku
#1 Posted : Sunday, January 13, 2013 8:50:57 PM
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Does Uganga/Uchawi really work? I was reading this story and was left wondering...If its really true that Uganga works, then why should the politicians even waste billions campaigning? They should just pay the mganga a few millions and sit back, wait for the announcement that they actually won!

http://www.nation.co.ke/...0/-/d3nqs6/-/index.html
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washiku
#2 Posted : Sunday, January 13, 2013 9:03:42 PM
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The other day there was a show on TV showing how politicians are visiting witchdoctors in coast in their hundreds....
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xyzee
#3 Posted : Sunday, January 13, 2013 9:54:25 PM
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They say a drowning man reaches out for anything, even a floating leaf.

Trust some of these politicians to do anything
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xyzee
#4 Posted : Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:04:56 PM
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josiah33
#5 Posted : Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:19:26 PM
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A kenyan witchdoctor from Kogelo predicted Barry Soetoro's win and i guess some politicians would want to know what's in store for them too.
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 9:11:32 AM
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Watch out for those aspiring politicians who organise mega bashes at their home few weeks to the poll.
Word is that one of them filled water in a super drum (tank) and all family members from mzee boma to the infants were dipped fully in the water; the water was then used to prepare a sumptuos meal for the poor and hungry electorate.
This happened in Siaya county in 2007!
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mawinder
#7 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 10:38:43 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Watch out for those aspiring politicians who organise mega bashes at their home few weeks to the poll.
Word is that one of them filled water in a super drum (tank) and all family members from mzee boma to the infants were dipped fully in the water; the water was then used to prepare a sumptuos meal for the poor and hungry electorate.
This happened in Siaya county in 2007!

It happened in Mombasa county and was by one of the leading candidates for governorship.
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Impunity
#8 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 10:48:50 AM
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mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Watch out for those aspiring politicians who organise mega bashes at their home few weeks to the poll.
Word is that one of them filled water in a super drum (tank) and all family members from mzee boma to the infants were dipped fully in the water; the water was then used to prepare a sumptuos meal for the poor and hungry electorate.
This happened in Siaya county in 2007!

It happened in Mombasa county and was by one of the leading candidates for governorship.


I fear eating anything cooked in those aspirants homes, I resolve to only take the 50 bob crisp clean note.
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B.Timer
#9 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 11:07:45 AM
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josiah33 wrote:
A kenyan witchdoctor from Kogelo predicted Barry Soetoro's win and i guess some politicians would want to know what's in store for them too.


Why do you call Barrack Obama Soweto now!

Dunia ni msongamano..
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josiah33
#10 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 11:52:20 AM
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B.Timer wrote:
josiah33 wrote:
A kenyan witchdoctor from Kogelo predicted Barry Soetoro's win and i guess some politicians would want to know what's in store for them too.


Why do you call Barrack Obama Soweto now!


Barry was his childhood and maybe college nickname-
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his father gave him that nickname.

obama and his father are both named barack. so to distinguish himself from obama, his father gave him that nickname when he was but a baby.

and his mother continue to call him that after she and obama's father divorced.


His mum also got married to Lolo Soetoro, an indonesian, after parting ways with Obama Snr and i guess that's where the conspiracy theorists got the name Soetoro, though it's still doubtful if he ever legally adopted the Soetoro name.
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Lolest!
#11 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 1:17:56 PM
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One moment born again, next visiting witcdoctors and traditional shrines.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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mawinder
#12 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 1:37:30 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
One moment born again, next visiting witcdoctors and traditional shrines.

One of Owuor's flock?
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Much Know
#13 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 1:51:22 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
One moment born again, next visiting witcdoctors and traditional shrines.

Newspapers and T.V news channels don't know the correct headlines!
A New Kenya
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McReggae
#14 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 2:26:21 PM
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Reminds me of one Musikari kombo kombo!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#15 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 2:41:16 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Reminds me of one Musikari kombo kombo!!!!

The case was dismissed in court as no produce evidence of dark forces.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Behemoth
#16 Posted : Monday, January 14, 2013 7:48:44 PM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Reminds me of one Musikari kombo kombo!!!!

The case was dismissed in court as no produce evidence of dark forces.


Then why did he loose the seat?
Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time.
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Tokyo
#17 Posted : Wednesday, January 16, 2013 4:38:48 AM
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You mean believers / worshipers do sin? ai....
work to prosper
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