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Bambatele
#1 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:03:00 AM
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I work for a magazine thats looking for a good humour writer. Real original humour writing like (or better than) what Whispers used to do. You know since his death,no paper has an humour column. We want to fill this gap. Anyone here who can,or you can refer me to someone you know. Good payment awaits the candidate..

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leona
#2 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:29:00 AM
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Try Njung'e...smile

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chemos
#3 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 4:36:00 AM
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njunge anajua kuendesha lorry sio kuandika
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#4 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 7:07:00 AM
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@bambatele get in touch 0722332729 if serious.
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leona
#5 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 8:56:00 AM
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@Chemos
Njung'e can narrate the story to someone else as he zooms his truck through the Kericho tea plantations...and this someone else can do the writing,alafu they share the spoils later. BTW,Njung'e 'might' have the humour without writing skills..and he may also have the hidden skills..you never know! hehe

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chemos
#6 Posted : Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:50:00 PM
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leona unatetea njunge sana..... Ama ni kwa sababu ya round about antics..... am tempted to think hata kwa round about he had that old rongai lorry....
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#7 Posted : Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:41:00 PM
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feed us with more detail....

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brav
#8 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 9:20:00 AM
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Im voting for Djinn on this. since njunge huendesha marori.


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jaribu
#9 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 10:12:00 AM
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sorry buddy,you can't afford me!

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Njunge
#10 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 8:16:00 AM
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Well paying??.....hmmmm...!!......Mbeca cigana per article.......I can give up the lorry job.

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#11 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 10:52:00 AM
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akowally@gmail.com tell me the terms

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Djinn
#12 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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I also vouch for Njunge...and if that fails (i.e. if he surmises driving a lorry is more lucrative) could you provide an email address? I know someone who had a humour column in the Sunday Standard for a while and has freelanced in Nation/Standard on a wide range of topics....

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Djinn
#13 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 1:56:00 PM
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@brav - thanks for the recommendation smile

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leona
#14 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 2:17:00 PM
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My bad...Forgot to recommend Djinn!!! Djinn is also very funny and already a writer...@Djinn,dont let this cash pass you bysmile
@Njung'e
Wachana na lorry..this is where real money is..smile)

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Bambatele
#15 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:33:00 PM
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If interested drop me an email and at least one piece (max 450 words) on amunga17@yahoo.com. Someone recommended 2us Sunday Nation's Mwalimu Andrew but we are looking for someone original,with fresh new humour that appeals to ppl of all ages - and pls,no tribal stereotypes.

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Waria
#16 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:32:00 AM
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Whats wrong wit mwalimu andrew...IMHO he rocks

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brav
#17 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:27:00 PM
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@Waria Mwalimu rocks yeah,but me opinion is he's humour can only be understood and related to by people of a certain age,wale either wamegrow-ia gichagi or know rural life the likes ya kina guka,Wendz (i guess) etal,sasa mtu amezaliwa nakuru town gishagi ni ongata rongai,one has to imagine and paint the village he is talking about.

BTW i read his articles alot n i love 'em.




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