jguru wrote:StatBoy wrote:TiggerTiggy wrote:what if the smell is coming from "down there"? some women have serious issues
...oh my, don't i have a story and a half related to this...
StatBoy, please tell...
...where do i sta(r)t? i know Notorious BIG once said something about sanitation in the song 'one more chance' but in this case there was nuthin' being got! i have always been an advocate for personal cleanliness and have admired ladies who keep high standards of hygiene but i didn't realise how much the absence of the aforementioned quality would cripple a grown man... particularly when it comes to light unexpectedly at the moment of great expectation!... excuses ranged from a headache, to being worn out, to muscle cramps, even the cold weather... but a week is a long time my friend and when these excuses could not be utilised any more... plenty of EtOH plus a well executed plan of a mutual cleaning session made things momentarily bearable... never seen days go by so slowly... even on my worst enemy,i wish not this to happen...