lakini the chinese generally engage in reverse-engineering. ukufanya hivo na china Nokla 3310,you get the same results as with a genuine Nokia 3310. someone demonstrated that somewhere in a bar once

He who laughs last thinks slowest..

@kamurigo,hiyo ya alarm ni jazz,tried,neva worked

Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai

Weeee kaburungo,n if ua ATM pin is 2332 ???

Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai

Heard of a lubricant..............
That can ease the stress and strain..........
Of having sex............
Especially when you are a Virgin...........
And your hymen intact..........
Or your basement entrance...........
Is small size..............
Its called KY..........
What does the letters KY stand for?

Take one step at a time.

MEDICAL ALERT!!!!


The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally,by hand,and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends,you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Take one step at a time.