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Rank: User Joined: 6/18/2009 Posts: 271
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NEVER EVER MOCK GOD (people who mocked God)
1. John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said, “Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that... I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him” (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
2. Tancredo Naves (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
3. Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said, “God, that's for you.” He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
4. The man who built the Titanic After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said, “Not even God can sink it” The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
5. Marilyn Monroe (Actress), She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said, “I don't need your Jesus”. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
6. Bon Scott (Singer) The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang, “Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell”. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
SAY THIS 8 SECONDS PRAYER:
Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!
“Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name...
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/14/2012 Posts: 201 Location: nairobi
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And what about the unreported cases of people who mocked God and never died? U see, when you pick a few cases to justify something and leave out other more cases where man mocked God and nothing happened everything becomes skewed. LIFE IS SO GOOD
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Rank: User Joined: 6/18/2009 Posts: 271
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i fear for Rickross and meek millz and the game etc etc etc . they have just taken blasphemy to a whole new level !
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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hamburglar is still alive and kicking;-) GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2010 Posts: 572
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techboy wrote:NEVER EVER MOCK GOD (people who mocked God)
1. John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said, “Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that... I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him” (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
2. Tancredo Naves (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
3. Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said, “God, that's for you.” He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
4. The man who built the Titanic After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said, “Not even God can sink it” The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
5. Marilyn Monroe (Actress), She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said, “I don't need your Jesus”. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
6. Bon Scott (Singer) The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang, “Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell”. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
SAY THIS 8 SECONDS PRAYER:
Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!
“Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name... mere coincidences,if one were to draw from the crux of the argument above then all of humanity would have been dead by now because all of us have at one time mocked god in some way, shape or form 'One headache for famous medieval holy people was that someone might murder you to acquire your body parts for the relics trade'
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:hamburglar is still alive and kicking;-)
lol @ can'tstopusnow, I think this god guy forgot about me when he was killing all those other guys....I think I have mocked this god guy like 2 million times in my life and instead of kiling me he keeps blessing me financially, academically etc...I don't understand why he doesn't "bless" the poor people who worship him everyday instead he insists of "blessing" atheists like hamburglar, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett etc....I think this god guy has a sense of humor and likes to hear the jokes we atheists make about him....On "judgement day", I will ask him if he was drunk this whole time and got confused when awarding blessings and mistakenly blessed me instead of blessing the starving believers....I think he got his list mixed up and thinks that the blessings are going to his poor followers when in reality he is sending them to "mockers" like me...
Techboy, you and other religious people need to send him an email and bring to his attention that he is sending blessings to an atheist and that he needs to ease up on the vodka, get sober and pay attention to how he is awarding "blessings"...lol..I mean, he needs to tell Jesus to stop turning all the water into wine up there in heaven...It's too much wine. God, Abraham and akina Moses need to stop drinking too much wine up there and start feeding the children that are starving to death here on earth...They can drink on the weekends and holidays, but Jesus first needs to stop making all that wine and focus on what's important. The starving kids in Somalia dying of hunger are not interested in seeing his drunk ass walking on water, they need food...lol...
Techboy, This is one of the worst posts I have ever seen. Your god must be a very very evil person with very low self esteem and a hot temper...Just because somebody mocks him the punishment is death? wow...lol...Doesn't this god guy know how to deal with divergent views and conflict management? If humans were to kill each other because somebody mocked us we would all be dead...Why does this supposedly loving god like murdering people so much? Instead of worrying about the people who are mocking him, shouldn't he be spending that time feeding the children who are starving to death instead? I don't understand this god guy, it seems like he is obsessed with killing and murdering people who have a different opinion from his....That is a very dangerous man to be around, worse than a dictator, it's his way or death...I really really think this god guy should take anger management classes, he is too angry and too blood thirsty, I don't think that a loving god should have such a short fuse...
Oh, and techboy, tell your god that there is a guy on wazua who mocks him everyday and he is still alive and kicking...Is he afraid of me? lol...Tell him to stop blessing me and give those blessings to his followers who need them more than I do....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/27/2011 Posts: 1,777
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hamburglar wrote:youcan'tstopusnow wrote:hamburglar is still alive and kicking;-)
lol @ can'tstopusnow, I think this god guy forgot about me when he was killing all those other guys....I think I have mocked this god guy like 2 million times in my life and instead of kiling me he keeps blessing me financially, academically etc...I don't understand why he doesn't "bless" the poor people who worship him everyday instead he insists of "blessing" atheists like hamburglar, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett etc....I think this god guy has a sense of humor and likes to hear the jokes we atheists make about him....On "judgement day", I will ask him if he was drunk this whole time and got confused when awarding blessings and mistakenly blessed me instead of blessing the starving believers....I think he got his list mixed up and thinks that the blessings are going to his poor followers when in reality he is sending them to "mockers" like me...
Techboy, you and other religious people need to send him an email and bring to his attention that he is sending blessings to an atheist and that he needs to ease up on the vodka, get sober and pay attention to how he is awarding "blessings"...lol..I mean, he needs to tell Jesus to stop turning all the water into wine up there in heaven...It's too much wine. God, Abraham and akina Moses need to stop drinking too much wine up there and start feeding the children that are starving to death here on earth...They can drink on the weekends and holidays, but Jesus first needs to stop making all that wine and focus on what's important. The starving kids in Somalia dying of hunger are not interested in seeing his drunk ass walking on water, they need food...lol...
Techboy, This is one of the worst posts I have ever seen. Your god must be a very very evil person with very low self esteem and a hot temper...Just because somebody mocks him the punishment is death? wow...lol...Doesn't this god guy know how to deal with divergent views and conflict management? If humans were to kill each other because somebody mocked us we would all be dead...Why does this supposedly loving god like murdering people so much? Instead of worrying about the people who are mocking him, shouldn't he be spending that time feeding the children who are starving to death instead? I don't understand this god guy, it seems like he is obsessed with killing and murdering people who have a different opinion from his....That is a very dangerous man to be around, worse than a dictator, it's his way or death...I really really think this god guy should take anger management classes, he is too angry and too blood thirsty, I don't think that a loving god should have such a short fuse...
Oh, and techboy, tell your god that there is a guy on wazua who mocks him everyday and he is still alive and kicking...Is he afraid of me? lol...Tell him to stop blessing me and give those blessings to his followers who need them more than I do.... Maybe, just maybe, your time for punishment hasn't come humburglar. Remember 1 day is 1000 days for God and 1000 days is 1 day for God.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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Maybe, just maybe, your time for punishment hasn't come humburglar. Remember 1 day is 1000 days for God and 1000 days is 1 day for God. [/quote]
Well, this right here is the kind of reasoning that makes me proud to be an atheist....So your god is going to punish me because I don't believe in him? Again, how come your god has to punish and kill anybody that has a difference of opinion from him? You guys are really messed up. I am a much better person than your god, I would never punish anybody for mocking me because I understand that that is part of life, we will mock and be mocked but that is not reason to punish or kill anybody...
Your god is an evil man that likes killing and punishing people for stupid things like being mocked....The above post just proves my point and the reason why I would never ever want to be around your vindictive, evil, vengeful and blood thirsty god....Instead of wasting time punishing guys like me, why doesn't he channel that energy into something more productive like feeding the starving children? Which would be more beneficial for society? Punishing hamburglar or feeding starving kids? I am not afraid of his punishment, but before he spends his precious minutes punishing me, can he at least feed children in Africa first and then he can punish me all he wants once the children have enough to eat and are not hungry anymore?
First things first, tell your god to prioritize his duties by importance, I think he should first feed the kids then give us a cure for cancer and AIDS and then after 1000 days or 1 day or however many days it will take him on his complicated calender where 1 day equals 1000 days or 1000 days equal 1 day or where 1 day equals 1 hour or 1 hour equals 100000000 days, lol, then he can punish me all he wants, I will welcome the punishment with open arms.....
But first tell him that I said to do the most important things first and then he can come get me, I am not going anywhere, I will be here on wazua detailing my punishment to you guys play by play as it happens...That would be fun, right? Seeing hamburglar getting punished? that would be a lot of fun for your god and his followers I guess but I hope my punishment won't include me washing dishes because I hate washing dishes.....lol..Speaking of punishment, is it possible for me to choose the punishment that I would like? I am just afraid that he might make me wash dishes and I hate washing dishes, that would be a realy bad punishment for me, so i would like to choose my punishment...Maybe he can have me listen to tycho (Man god) all day, that would be a horrible punishment.....lol.
I guess religious people and common sense are mutually exclusive, you guys amaze me with how you reason
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 11/12/2012 Posts: 92
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we mock God with our lives...have mercy.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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 God Have Mercy The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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