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Impunity
#1 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 10:51:13 PM
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The husband of a US woman who was too big to be flown home from Europe - where she later died - is to sue the airlines involved for damages.

Yaani the woman could after being transfered to the Jumbo jet could not still fit in the cabin, no man made seat belt could go round her and the captain finally ordered her out of the plane after one hour of struggle to assist her board.

My question: How did she travel from US to the holiday n Hungary, now that she could not travel back on a flight? Ama she came on board a cargo plane?

RINKI TO MOMO STORY

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ChessMaster
#2 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 11:15:16 PM
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For a moment I thought it was a story about an plane too big to make a landing
Uncertainty is certain.Let go
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#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 9:04:52 AM
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And they want us to legalize GMO so that we wont be able to board planes in the new future!!!
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#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 9:20:32 AM
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Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:37:44 PM
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essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

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#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:08:24 PM
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Impunity wrote:
essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

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People that size should just stay in one place.If i was that huge i would want very few people to see me.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:23:43 PM
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rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

People that size should just stay in one place.If i was that huge i would want very few people to see me.


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

I have seen some really MOMO women who are so mouthful and exude artificial confidence so that they can hide their MOMOITY.

Case in point, Kalekye
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#8 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:26:08 PM
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rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

People that size should just stay in one place.If i was that huge i would want very few people to see me.


What happened to freedom of movement?
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#9 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:27:41 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

People that size should just stay in one place.If i was that huge i would want very few people to see me.


What happened to freedom of movement?


She should have been born n the era of dinosaurs!

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#10 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:28:02 PM
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essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kulenga shimo nayo!!!
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rock
#11 Posted : Wednesday, November 28, 2012 7:15:49 PM
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Impunity wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
essyk wrote:
Why grow to bigger than normal? Stop eating like pig or customise your own stuff.
You can't go about inconveniencing everybdy else because of an uncontrollable habit.
Now how does she even fit in the toilet behind? honestly?
If she stands to walk blockage! Nobody gets served.
I don't know, she should have opted to use Maersk Lines/Safmarine.


Or Aircraft carrier!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

People that size should just stay in one place.If i was that huge i would want very few people to see me.


What happened to freedom of movement?


She should have been born n the era of dinosaurs!


As in kuna vile some people are more convenienced indoors..eg if i have frequent diarrhea n flatulence common sense will ambia me that i should always be near a toilet and so wont be comfortable taking a romantic walk in arboretum.
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King G
#12 Posted : Friday, November 30, 2012 2:21:21 PM
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And there is a guy who used to 'angusha' her and land. Aish requires effort + vangi.
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#13 Posted : Friday, November 30, 2012 2:59:00 PM
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Impunity wrote:
The husband of a US woman who was too big to be flown home from Europe - where she later died - is to sue the airlines involved for damages.....



Who is too fat: the husband or the woman? And can one be the husband of a man?

Reminds me of this old joke:

Paul: "As I was saying, the man with one leg called Joe..."

Peter [interrupting]: "Wait a minute, what the name of the other leg?"
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Impunity
#14 Posted : Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:12:54 AM
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mukiha wrote:
Impunity wrote:
The husband of a US woman who was too big to be flown home from Europe - where she later died - is to sue the airlines involved for damages.....



Who is too fat: the husband or the woman? And can one be the husband of a man?

Reminds me of this old joke:

Paul: "As I was saying, the man with one leg called Joe..."

Peter [interrupting]: "Wait a minute, what the name of the other leg?"


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