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Motomoto
#1 Posted : Monday, November 26, 2012 9:46:19 PM
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What sex can do.
1.It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!

2 It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm .aaaahh ooooh...aaahhh

3 Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

4 It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

5 It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harder!

6 Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. Please.... please I'm begging.....

7 Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

8 Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give
it to me! Please give it to me again!

http://www.kenyan-post.c.../09/what-sex-can-do.html
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Motomoto
#2 Posted : Monday, November 26, 2012 9:48:40 PM
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Number 5 killed me. What is your experience. My most memorable moment
"Fyatua itoe mlipuko. Don't synpathise with it. It is all yours. Kanyanga kabiza mpaka iimbe.
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essyk
#3 Posted : Monday, November 26, 2012 10:06:55 PM
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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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aemathenge
#4 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 12:01:35 AM
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Brilliant @Essyk. Really brilliant.

The cat's reaction is especially a treasure.

Applause
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lovenuffs
#5 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 9:02:22 AM
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[quote=Motomoto]What sex can do.
1.It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!

2 It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm .aaaahh ooooh...aaahhh

3 Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

4 It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

5 It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harder!

6 Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. Please.... please I'm begging.....

7 Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

8 Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give
it to me! Please give it to me again!

http://www.kenyan-post.c...09/what-sex-can-do.html[/quote]


No.5 is hilarious, its crazier if its said in Kiuk,..... Njuraga.... Ndarura.....Nyumania...
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
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McReggae
#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 9:08:46 AM
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kenyanlist....
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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King G
#7 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 9:21:07 AM
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the last time i checked, post no. 3 had two pictures, what happned, mutation?

@mathenge bonga points nazo aish!
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nostoppingthis
#8 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 9:33:08 AM
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King G wrote:
the last time i checked, post no. 3 had two pictures, what happned, mutation?

@mathenge bonga points nazo aish!


@KingG, the other picture was like for a room...didn't understand since the pictures were not moving kwa simu....
@Essyk, why use a cat? Any relation to what is being talked about?
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Tebes
#9 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 10:48:15 AM
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Did this thread earn the starter the tag "User"?
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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InnovateGuy
#10 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 11:17:49 AM
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Motomoto should know people.smile smile smile

Sorry bruv.
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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Motomoto
#11 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 11:30:45 AM
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InnovateGuy wrote:
Motomoto should know people.smile smile smile

Sorry bruv.

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aemathenge
#12 Posted : Tuesday, November 27, 2012 12:02:49 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Motomoto should know people.smile smile smile

Sorry bruv.




O U C H !!
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