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CP March 2013. The 4th
Kenyan President is sworn in.The sky is filled with fireworks.One month later, Kenya is no
longer a member of the ICC. ...
The president says that Kenyais a sovereign state and willnot be cowed. 5 months later, tea prices plummet, tourism is
non-existent, KQ lays off morestaff due its shrinking customer base. Horticulture sells come to a stand still. Fuel is at an all time high. The president makes high voltage n frantic trips to Sudan, Zimbabwe, Venezuela and Iran to try
and foster stronger
partnerships. The future of the Lamu project is unknown.
Partners are looking for
alternatives. Western
countries withdraw all aid. The president says that Kenyans are resilient. Unemployment hits 80% and crime soars. Angry Kenyans pour out into the streets, lawlessness n pandemonium ensue. Schools are closed. Govt Salaries have not been paid for 2months. The future is bleak. We
sit and wonder, did we need this man in state house so much that we were were willing to give up our livelihoods, the future of our children and the dignity of our country! Suddenly I wake up, and realize it was just a nightmare. We are still in 2012 and there is still hope....... -
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!