hehehe
Mtura aka impunity was heading home after
a drinking spree. When he was
approaching his home, armed
gangsters blocked
him and took command of his
vehicle. On frisking him they
failed to get any money and
out of frustration they decided
to punish him by driving into
his compound and tying him
naked on a tree which was
situated at the corner of his
house and left him there
naked while his hands and legs
were tied to the tree. They
then took off.
In the morning his worried
wife woke up only to see her
husband naked on the tree
with his manhood dangling.
She screamed and ran to call
the villagers since she thought
the man was either dead or
crazy. When the villagers
came, they immediately untied
him and brought him down.
The man immediately, armed
with a stick went straight for
the young calf which was
grazing and started chasing it
all over the compound, and
when villagers protested he
said "you have no idea what
this calf has done to me the
whole night!!!"

haha mukiri, huyo jamaa alikaa nice.

What's the difference between
a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a
time," black begins, "y'all
motherf***ers ain't gonna
believe dis shit!"

Yo'only motherf*cker borrowed this from an old cartoon by Maddo.I remember it from many years back and it's rumoured to have happened to a mzungu who was carjacked and tied to some tree in the middle of the then kitengela wilderness......Nice still.

The whole night! Thats a lot of stock..kwani alikuwa amekula njugu mingi aje??

usiseme masiwa...

I concur. The original mzee got irritated with the admin's antics and bowed out permanently, but the admin wanted to keep the mzee's halo of respect going so somehow the account was taken over, but can't replicate the grounded language and good sense of the original.
Peel the mask I say.

It's the same man, only that he suffered some frustrations and now re-loaded with hatred!!!!

Gone are the days when @ Guka used to say how a Kyuk will not become the 4th president of Kenya...siku hizi anaongea kweli!!!

Ditto, @king and @djinn also got pissed off and left.

Am surprised some of u are getting to know this,this late.THAT IS NOT GUKA WA BIJUTI.
Guka left and he announced his departure n swore never to return.huyu Mwingine ni kama ile Lema Ayanu the Ethiopian farmer who couldnt say a word of kikuyu despite being coached on arrival at the Airport.
This impostor however much he pretends is outrightly politically biased unlike the orichino one,Uses uncouth language,lacks words of wisdom,is confrontational and above all a Kamwana die hard.