hehehe
Mtura aka impunity was heading home after
a drinking spree. When he was
approaching his home, armed
gangsters blocked
him and took command of his
vehicle. On frisking him they
failed to get any money and
out of frustration they decided
to punish him by driving into
his compound and tying him
naked on a tree which was
situated at the corner of his
house and left him there
naked while his hands and legs
were tied to the tree. They
then took off.
In the morning his worried
wife woke up only to see her
husband naked on the tree
with his manhood dangling.
She screamed and ran to call
the villagers since she thought
the man was either dead or
crazy. When the villagers
came, they immediately untied
him and brought him down.
The man immediately, armed
with a stick went straight for
the young calf which was
grazing and started chasing it
all over the compound, and
when villagers protested he
said "you have no idea what
this calf has done to me the
whole night!!!"

haha mukiri, huyo jamaa alikaa nice.

What's the difference between
a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a
time," black begins, "y'all
motherf***ers ain't gonna
believe dis shit!"

Yo'only motherf*cker borrowed this from an old cartoon by Maddo.I remember it from many years back and it's rumoured to have happened to a mzungu who was carjacked and tied to some tree in the middle of the then kitengela wilderness......Nice still.

The whole night! Thats a lot of stock..kwani alikuwa amekula njugu mingi aje??

usiseme masiwa...