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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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.....one thing am sure of,you cannot sew that part of the jeans while still wearing them,so mis madam,tell us the whole story.......and it looks like you are set for a long starving day as am sure you will be the last to leave office 
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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jguru wrote:danas10 wrote:Elder wrote:Curious to know.... do females wear trousers only once and launder them before wearing again or they can re-wear them severally without laundering? Depends, Normal trousers, I wash after every wear; Jeans - after 2 wears  I thought recycling was for males only... You carry needle and thread in your handbag, just in case? My jeans are worn twice and yes, am self contained...just in case. for the first 5 months after i joined i was the only female in our division so nilizoea kujipanga
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/7/2010 Posts: 282 Location: Nairobi
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Pole dada.
Talk to a female colleague to sort you out. You just can't stay immobile!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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Impunity wrote:danas10 wrote:This morning i wore my favorite friday jeans to work. unfortunately i forgot it got torn in the middle last friday as i was climbing up the stairs at home in a rush (i shelved mending coz i was feeling lazy). I walked thru town to the office (totally unware that my pants were torn) I only realised when i sat down and i was changing into office shoes when i saw a hole. As fate would have it, i decided to just mend it since i was alone in the office at the time (around 6.30) so i just dropped my pants half way and with needle and thread at hand, i began to sew. stupid me should have locked the door!!!! Anyway, my male colleague (a senior jamaa) walked in 8 or so minutes into the mending (guys start streaming in at 7 so i knew i was safe)and as he was coming to say hello....there i was  Needless to say, i am now on my desk, i cannot work, no tea for me (we have a central place for tea and if i delay itaisha) sijui ameambia nani  (we only share main door but we have separate rooms so hatuonani) i have peeped on his side and he seems busy at work, am hoping he ignored it in his mind but am so embarrased He is seducing you,please dont yield to the weaknesses of the flesh. Rub the thought out of your mind, imagine that what was hanging behind that open fly/zip was a deadly cobra snake, and u will be alright. Let us know if he changes tactics and we will advice further action to take. Be safe.  @danas.....i think you need to translate this to sheng,some people can walk into an Engrich exam with an fx calculator
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/11/2009 Posts: 481
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josiah33 wrote:Hmmmh! i wonder what is going through his mind at the moment after walking in on you with your pants dropped halfway. This depends on the type of cockpit that he saw. Kama yeye ni airbus captain, an Antonov or a 747 cockpit iko sawa   "The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Walk to his desk and do a little explaining.....You could make that a lizard crawled up your trousers,then seal it with a peck....GNN!! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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callaspade wrote:.....one thing am sure of,you cannot sew that part of the jeans while still wearing them,so mis madam,tell us the whole story.......and it looks like you are set for a long starving day as am sure you will be the last to leave office i carried this in the morning...at least itashikilia matumbo for now. but hakuna chai but wakichomoka tu hivi lunch, i will be so out of here!!! 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Not me but you can never know who with Wazua. Could be @Guka and that is why he is just peeping and not commenting. The poor fellow is well traumatised now. He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/27/2011 Posts: 1,777
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callaspade wrote:Impunity wrote:danas10 wrote:This morning i wore my favorite friday jeans to work. unfortunately i forgot it got torn in the middle last friday as i was climbing up the stairs at home in a rush (i shelved mending coz i was feeling lazy). I walked thru town to the office (totally unware that my pants were torn) I only realised when i sat down and i was changing into office shoes when i saw a hole. As fate would have it, i decided to just mend it since i was alone in the office at the time (around 6.30) so i just dropped my pants half way and with needle and thread at hand, i began to sew. stupid me should have locked the door!!!! Anyway, my male colleague (a senior jamaa) walked in 8 or so minutes into the mending (guys start streaming in at 7 so i knew i was safe)and as he was coming to say hello....there i was Needless to say, i am now on my desk, i cannot work, no tea for me (we have a central place for tea and if i delay itaisha) sijui ameambia nani (we only share main door but we have separate rooms so hatuonani) i have peeped on his side and he seems busy at work, am hoping he ignored it in his mind but am so embarrased He is seducing you,please dont yield to the weaknesses of the flesh. Rub the thought out of your mind, imagine that what was hanging behind that open fly/zip was a deadly cobra snake, and u will be alright. Let us know if he changes tactics and we will advice further action to take. Be safe. @danas.....i think you need to translate this to sheng,some people can walk into an Engrich exam with an fx calculator 
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