Good luck bro utamakeit with determination and 'your belief'. But trying that one of thrusting the exhaust with fingers might result in serious rear blockage ask @maka!

I see we have drug dealers here too.

It will be sad, if you will not abstain, sadder if your choices turn you to a drug addict, saddest if something worse happens.

Chunga hype. We are born alone, we die alone.
http://ernestwamboye.blo.../2012/01/man-enough.html

OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS????

I remember seeing "disembarkation" and knew immediately what is was about, in fact I was going to first correct the thread poster for using a none existent word - disembarking it is - but it turned out to be one of those weeks! Anyway, twende kazi.

1. This has happened to most guys at least once, but kamai ni ile ya kabla uingie pangoni then that is the worst or ile ya less than a minute (hence the adage, 1 minute man). That is not a consolation my brother @Foreman but it happens.

2.I can't believe how @Chaka went on and on...

3. Pine Times refuses to stand to attention wakati wa gwaride for 1,000 reasons that can form a whole thread. It has happened to every man at least once. If it happens many times iko sinda. Funny thing is that at times the chic might think the problem is her so it is easier to talk yourself out of when it happens (once), you're too drunk, you're stressed, blah blah. You cannot talk yourself out of a PE - makosa imefanyika!

4. Everyone gave some valid points - the ones who actually gave ideas.
a.Holding the shaft (not head) before you ejaculate
b.wanking a day before (to ensure passengers disembark before main event. If you make this a habit you risk going from PE to ED)
c.removing jolobo every now and then ukiskia volcanic eruption about to occur then unazubaisha dame with a few licks here and a few pokes there. Hio ni muhimu boss.
d. Trying to get the chic to release her fountain before pine tree makes a dip. hio ni kazi coz theirs is pyschological while yetu ni dry firewood. You MUST enjoy your southern cuisine and learn to play with the bean!!!!
e. 2nd round knockout ndio muhimu. Reserve energy for the second term where you can implement your manifesto like Obama

5. My ego is stroked by my ability to please because I know I will ALWAYS reach the promised land - I am a man after all. Chics can count the number of times they have orgasmed. As one of them said, it doesn't matter how she gets there, just get her there. Thrusting just makes us feel like we should - as men. Unless namanga poko, I care how the woman will regard me, this people talk pia. Do you want to be known as the 1 minute man or the great stallion? So I agree with @Alpha and @Essy


Whatever you do @Foreman, DO NOT TAKE DRUGS!!!! Comrade Power!!!

How are we doing, ready for a test drive?

If there's a day i'll live to remember it's yester night and the whole of today. My pine has really respected me and passangers are really behaving.