wazua Thu, May 14, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

15 Pages«<34567>»
Premature disembarkation of passengers
aemathenge
#41 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 9:35:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
@Essyk, dear, when I said this one is for the mboys, I really meant it.

You see, @Foreman cannot be an equal partner to the act and therefore, the intellect of the duet that is sex is lost on him.

Torture is therefore what you are bringing to the thread.

Unless you can offer practical advice on how he can maintain a phallus to its logical and physical conclusion, please take a rain check on this one.

That is my plea on behalf of a suffering Adam.

My plea.
tycho
#42 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 9:37:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
essyk wrote:
tycho wrote:
Foreman wrote:
This thing, PE, is now eroding my esteem. What are the possible phyisical, dietary or clinical options for me. It has become more serious this year and Im just under 30 with no family yet hence a lot is at stake...


Calm down first. Stop pressuring yourself to prove that 'you can do it'.

Do some research: there exists plenty of literature on sex. I'm sure you'll find what you need if you are patient.

Don't forget that sex is spiritual, so you also have to 'renew your mind'.

Bon voyage.



I used to believe that sex was spiritual but I no longer do. Forget about 77 witches of the sea and snakes entering when you have sex.
Pray I have heard enough scary tales.Pagans do it.
It's simply a fusion of 2 non spiritual organs.
It only become spiritual, because both of you are spiritual.
And if you spiritualise sex, you will be speaking in tongues when you have the O or reciting the rosary inplace of foreplay.

I hope I haven't opened a can of worms.



' . . . it only becomes spiritual because both of you are spiritual. . .'

Is there a moment when Man isn't spiritual?

Everything in the universe is in fact spiritual, especially if it has a name.

How you dress, think, work, relate with others and expect the world to run is determined by your sexual experience.

So if your experience is from pornography, where sex is cheapened, then you'll surely cheapen everything!

essyk
#43 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 9:44:38 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
aemathenge wrote:


That is my plea on behalf of a suffering Adam.

My plea.


Obeyed.No more sex talk.Sorry tycho and l-o-l-e-s-t

Back to Passenger Disembarking with excess baggage.
Why can't a man tell a woman iko shida hapa so they will know how to progress?
It's worse leaving her to discover on her own.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
aemathenge
#44 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 9:58:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
essyk wrote:
Why can't a man tell a woman iko shida hapa so they will know how to progress?
It's worse leaving her to discover on her own.


On second thoughts, I think you should stay. I had not factored the woman into the equation. Nice of you to bring that up.
tycho
#45 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 10:19:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
essyk wrote:
aemathenge wrote:


That is my plea on behalf of a suffering Adam.

My plea.


Obeyed.No more sex talk.Sorry tycho and l-o-l-e-s-t

Back to Passenger Disembarking with excess baggage.
Why can't a man tell a woman iko shida hapa so they will know how to progress?
It's worse leaving her to discover on her own.



We will all need to define 'Soul', 'Spirit', 'Mind', and even 'Body'.

But we can follow your lead and talk about the woman involved.

If she is a CSW then she'll thank 'heaven' for easy money.

If she's just in for fling; she'll flee.

If she wants genetic material, she'll endure and release her frustration with another.

Only his lover will help in the requisite exercises. And why will she do it?
dunkang
#46 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 10:42:17 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Chaka wrote:
I left out some details...a catheter(thin tube)needs to be attached to the syringe and the passengers introduced past the cervix(The correct term for the procedure as done by a gynae would be IUI(Intrauterine Insemination)..but due to the problem being PE it would be better to do it at home..otherwise the gynae would have to give you a private room?


Nobody bothered to explain to @Chaka why he/she was wrong.

@Chaka, our friend here is suffering from a condition whereby his passengers board his Matatu at Karen heading to the CBD, but, the moment he reaches Adams Arcade, all the passengers alight the Matatu claiming wamefika, yet you know you wanted to reach KENCOM.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

slickyoz
#47 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 10:52:29 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/9/2011
Posts: 178
Location: Nairobi
dunkang wrote:
Chaka wrote:
I left out some details...a catheter(thin tube)needs to be attached to the syringe and the passengers introduced past the cervix(The correct term for the procedure as done by a gynae would be IUI(Intrauterine Insemination)..but due to the problem being PE it would be better to do it at home..otherwise the gynae would have to give you a private room?


Nobody bothered to explain to @Chaka why he/she was wrong.

@Chaka, our friend here is suffering from a condition whereby his passengers board his Matatu at Karen heading to the CBD, but, the moment he reaches Adams Arcade, all the passengers alight the Matatu claiming wamefika, yet you know you wanted to reach KENCOM.

i hope he doesn't disembark the passengers on every trip..si kuna trip round 2,....
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
essyk
#48 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 11:06:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
tycho wrote:
essyk wrote:
aemathenge wrote:


That is my plea on behalf of a suffering Adam.

My plea.


Obeyed.No more sex talk.Sorry tycho and l-o-l-e-s-t

Back to Passenger Disembarking with excess baggage.
Why can't a man tell a woman iko shida hapa so they will know how to progress?
It's worse leaving her to discover on her own.



We will all need to define 'Soul', 'Spirit', 'Mind', and even 'Body'.

But we can follow your lead and talk about the woman involved.

If she is a CSW then she'll thank 'heaven' for easy money.

If she's just in for fling; she'll flee.

If she wants genetic material, she'll endure and release her frustration with another.

Only his lover will help in the requisite exercises. And why will she do it?


soul body and spirit,very easy to define but not here.

What is CSW?

Why would a lover do it? The answer is obvious.




"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
tycho
#49 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 11:12:10 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
CSW = Commercial Sex Worker.
tycho
#50 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 11:14:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
essyk wrote:
tycho wrote:
essyk wrote:
aemathenge wrote:


That is my plea on behalf of a suffering Adam.

My plea.


Obeyed.No more sex talk.Sorry tycho and l-o-l-e-s-t

Back to Passenger Disembarking with excess baggage.
Why can't a man tell a woman iko shida hapa so they will know how to progress?
It's worse leaving her to discover on her own.



We will all need to define 'Soul', 'Spirit', 'Mind', and even 'Body'.

But we can follow your lead and talk about the woman involved.

If she is a CSW then she'll thank 'heaven' for easy money.

If she's just in for fling; she'll flee.

If she wants genetic material, she'll endure and release her frustration with another.

Only his lover will help in the requisite exercises. And why will she do it?


soul body and spirit,very easy to define but not here.

What is CSW?

Why would a lover do it? The answer is obvious.






Not so obvious. Please state the reason why she'll do it.
15 Pages«<34567>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.