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Nairobi Sukumawiki has faecal matter
Lolest!
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 10:57:20 AM
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A study reveals.

Sili sukuma tena!

http://www.nation.co.ke/...0/-/vawlyfz/-/index.html
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 11:23:02 AM
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Lolest! wrote:


What about cabbage?
I may temporarily migrate there, lakini what about out ladies and partners? I would not recommend too much cabbage for them.
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Mukiri
#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 11:28:59 AM
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Chakula ya sungura

Proverbs 19:21
rock
#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 11:33:35 AM
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I hear thats what makes mutura so yummySick
Impunity
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 11:35:33 AM
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Mukiri wrote:
Chakula ya sungura


Basi, na tuendelee kula nyama.
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tycho
#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:41:30 PM
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What do you expect from a study conducted by Swedes?

Or let me put it differently. How many street boys and elders are there in Nairobi and what do they eat?

Then, how many have died of food poisoning?

This reminds me of my childhood; one day I visited a friend who offered me some bread. As I was about to mouth it, I realized it was kinda wet! So I parted the slices and alas! There was this green circle in the middle of the slice!

I re-positioned the slice and ate it!

And all my life I have seen people eat things that have made me squirm, and they have come out very strong.
Tebes
#7 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:13:52 PM
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rock wrote:
I hear thats what makes mutura so yummySick


How they make mutura is a story for another day, you may never have appetite again EVEN on sighting it. No-wonder you will never find it being sold during official public health officer's hoursd'oh!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Mukiri
#8 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:18:57 PM
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tycho wrote:
What do you expect from a study conducted by Swedes?

Or let me put it differently. How many street boys and elders are there in Nairobi and what do they eat?

Then, how many have died of food poisoning?

This reminds me of my childhood; one day I visited a friend who offered me some bread. As I was about to mouth it, I realized it was kinda wet! So I parted the slices and alas! There was this green circle in the middle of the slice!

I re-positioned the slice and ate it!

And all my life I have seen people eat things that have made me squirm, and they have come out very strong.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This can only happen in a movie!

Moshlem hands (and @magishgish) have faecal matter!

Proverbs 19:21
Mukiri
#9 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:22:56 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Chakula ya sungura


Basi, na tuendelee kula nyama.


Nyama ya sungura?

Proverbs 19:21
Am
#10 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:23:48 PM
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smile Really sad story this sukuma chakula ya kila mtu. Sad thing is, everything that you eat is somehow contaminated. Even Green house Sukuma as it probably has been sprayed with cance causing pesticides. Yesu tusaidie.Liar
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:31:17 PM
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rock wrote:
I hear thats what makes mutura so yummySick

Kwanza mutura za Ronga! Enda ukajionjee. Tamu sana!
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
AlphDoti
#12 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:34:35 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This can only happen in a movie!

Moshlem hands (and @magishgish) have faecal matter!

@Mukiri ignorance and lack of knowledge is a bad thing.
Impunity
#13 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:46:28 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Chakula ya sungura


Basi, na tuendelee kula nyama.


Nyama ya sungura?


Nditto.
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AlphDoti
#14 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 4:43:13 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This can only happen in a movie!

Moshlem hands (and @magishgish) have faecal matter!

@Mukiri ignorance and lack of knowledge is a bad thing.

@mukiri, I doubt if you really need a religion to tell you how healthier and cleaner our asses are by cleaning with water Shame on you
Many good parents teach their children this. The same way their parents before them did.

I do not blame you because maybe you have been raised to believe that after poop, our butts are just rubbed with some paper on it and call it a day.

How come you think the best way to clean most objects like dishes, clothes, car etc is warm water and soap, but your 'dirtiest' thing does not deserve water!!!

I'm also amazed at your assumption that people do not wash their hands after visiting the toilet. If you don't, does mean others do not. This is even taught in baby class!!!!

Look at the mothers
- How come mothers do not use tissue only to clean their babies and leave it at that?
- Why do they clean the baby with warm, wet cloth? Otherwise, the baby's backside will remain whitish and smelly.
- So similarly to you, when you just use tissue and pull up your clothes, your backside remains whitish and smelly like that of a child Sick

This is what I mean
Let us say you spilled some soda on your hands. Would you rather clean it with water or try to wipe it off with toilet paper?
The answer is simple in this case: Water!

Why did am I answering you again...
Anyway, after answering you in previous post, I felt maybe it is better to further this topic instead of shying away from this subject of cleaning after relieving ourselves.
I realized if I leave it at that, then you would not know and you would continue living in ignorance.

This is the way to do these things
After answering nature’s call,
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

This reduces bacterial germination and possibly infection.

Hear from the experts
1). Experts say using water is very hygenic and environmental friendly way.
2). Even doctors recommend washing your private parts after using the bathroom.
They say people who do not wash, have usually diseases down there or they stink when they sweat.
3). Experts say you will save a lot of trees by not using a toilet paper
4). It is hygiene especially for females
- Using water is a great way to leave a women feeling refreshed and clean.
- It is more beneficial during menstruation or after intercourse.
- Water alleviates the problems such as rashes by washing away harmful bacteria that causes infection

Logically
- Toilet paper alone is not the best option. It does not clean thoroughly. It can even contribute to anal fissures.
- Other methods of cleansing after a answering call of nature are better: a bidet, sponges, towels, save comfort Wipe, and wet naps
- You can combine more than one of them for example dry paper followed by a wet nap.

NOTE: Hiduism is the oldest religion. They also use water to clean themselves.
TiggerTiggy
#15 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 5:11:27 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


What about cabbage?
I may temporarily migrate there, lakini what about out ladies and partners? I would not recommend too much cabbage for them.
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whats wrong with women eating cabbages @impunity?? Laughing out loudly
Impunity
#16 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 5:19:00 PM
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TiggerTiggy wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


What about cabbage?
I may temporarily migrate there, lakini what about out ladies and partners? I would not recommend too much cabbage for them.
Sad Sad

whats wrong with women eating cabbages @impunity?? Laughing out loudly


Google <<.ke/central>> and see the results.

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Mukiri
#17 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 6:22:22 PM
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I propose a toast... @AlphDoti, please raise your glass.

To clean assessmile and clean hands too

I'm curious tho', how much water, do you reckon, is enough to clean matish/cianda/matak... and wash your hands? (NB: Please use containers eg a cup, mug, kasuku, ndoo etc, so that if I see a moshlem or hhendu with a smaller container, I know he's not faecal free)

Proverbs 19:21
AlphDoti
#18 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 6:53:12 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
I propose a toast... @AlphDoti, please raise your glass.

To clean assessmile and clean hands too

I'm curious tho', how much water, do you reckon, is enough to clean matish/cianda/matak... and wash your hands? (NB: Please use containers eg a cup, mug, kasuku, ndoo etc, so that if I see a moshlem or hhendu with a smaller container, I know he's not faecal free)

This is good enough, I think you're a reasonable man Applause Applause

Let us leave the quantity to experts. Most important is people to clean their hands after visiting the 'loo'

NOTE: It is not 'moshlem' but Muslim derived from the word 'Aslam', which means 'at peace'.
If you know Swahili, you derive the doer from the doing i.e. M'elim, M'Bunge, M'andishi... M'christos, m'aslam or m'uslim.
maka
#19 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 7:14:59 PM
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Impunity wrote:
TiggerTiggy wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


What about cabbage?
I may temporarily migrate there, lakini what about out ladies and partners? I would not recommend too much cabbage for them.
Sad Sad

whats wrong with women eating cabbages @impunity?? Laughing out loudly


Google <<.ke/central>> and see the results.

Sad Sad Sad

...ha ha ha @Impunity thats a myth,haziwezi kuwa maji maji,btw i urge everyone to grow their own veggies thts the only way,ama ministry of public health have a way of testing the veggies,guys r unscrupulous,somebody sprays there plants with chemicals tht require a pre harvest interval of 7 days but since kuna demand day 2 he,z already chunad stuff auze this things will kill us.
possunt quia posse videntur
Mukiri
#20 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 7:21:11 PM
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@Alph.. Now you are making me blush, reasonable man?smile

I was talking about 'my friend' Moshlem, hiyo nyengine I don't want to be grenaded. Shame on you

Proverbs 19:21
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