A married lady calls shiko and says she was cursed by her dead grandmother. She cannot therefore bear children with her husband. She seeks the help of a pastor, (one of these churches where pastor is the lord: think Njoro). The pastor then asks for tithes and cash offerings. Then he tells the lady that she should sleep with him to cleanse her and break the curse. The gullible lady accepts and continues sleeping with the pastor for a year. Ngai!!!!
Shiko calls pretending she is also barren and needs assistance. Pastor tells her " lazima first born akuwe wa pastor". wewe fanya hivi, kuja jioni na hii mambo itaisha. Nakutumia mtu akuchukue saa hii. Its obviuos the pastor has been sleeping with several women from his congregation to cleanse them.
When reconnected to the lady (Carol), the pastor says "laana inaisha pole pole" and goes ahead to recite "in tongues" like (kalabashaka migonaboya hurururusaika) which is crammed coz he can't be having any holy spirit .