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waza
#1 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 10:19:41 AM
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Sad who heard it yesterday? ya pastor
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kenmac
#2 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 11:40:01 AM
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Niliiskia. wacha tu.
......Ecclesiastes
madammary
#3 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 11:56:43 AM
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pastor yupi?
MGM
#4 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 12:57:44 PM
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That was a pastor from hell. God should strike the likes of him dead.
sky5
#5 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 1:05:17 PM
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HHow was he busted? What's the story? Tell all.
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#6 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 1:12:52 PM
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download link?
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#7 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 1:16:50 PM
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kenmac
#8 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 1:29:05 PM
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A married lady calls shiko and says she was cursed by her dead grandmother. She cannot therefore bear children with her husband. She seeks the help of a pastor, (one of these churches where pastor is the lord: think Njoro). The pastor then asks for tithes and cash offerings. Then he tells the lady that she should sleep with him to cleanse her and break the curse. The gullible lady accepts and continues sleeping with the pastor for a year. Ngai!!!!

Shiko calls pretending she is also barren and needs assistance. Pastor tells her " lazima first born akuwe wa pastor". wewe fanya hivi, kuja jioni na hii mambo itaisha. Nakutumia mtu akuchukue saa hii. Its obviuos the pastor has been sleeping with several women from his congregation to cleanse them.

When reconnected to the lady (Carol), the pastor says "laana inaisha pole pole" and goes ahead to recite "in tongues" like (kalabashaka migonaboya hurururusaika) which is crammed coz he can't be having any holy spirit .

......Ecclesiastes
waza
#9 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 1:41:43 PM
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Thanks kenmac,..

....and the pastor was saying her faith(Carols) had been shaken!!! went ahead to pray for her!
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sky5
#10 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:01:00 PM
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That can't have been a pastor, but a wolf in sheep's skin. Buyer beware!!

A pastor is a shepherd who feeds and takes care of the sheep; but when one turns around and makes delicacies of the sheep, that's a WOLF!

But how can a lady (Carol) submit to an immoral act with a 'pastor' , something is wrong with the sheep/congregation!!! She should have reported this to the elders or other pastors/bishops!!!
Impunity
#11 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:02:47 PM
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waza wrote:
Thanks kenmac,..

....and the pastor was saying her faith(Carols) had been shaken!!! went ahead to pray for her!

Is he a known pastor like Njoro ama Ng'ash?
Wich ministry does he lead?
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josiah33
#12 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:11:33 PM
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kenmac wrote:
A married lady calls shiko and says she was cursed by her dead grandmother. She cannot therefore bear children with her husband. She seeks the help of a pastor, (one of these churches where pastor is the lord: think Njoro). The pastor then asks for tithes and cash offerings. Then he tells the lady that she should sleep with him to cleanse her and break the curse. The gullible lady accepts and continues sleeping with the pastor for a year. Ngai!!!!

Shiko calls pretending she is also barren and needs assistance. Pastor tells her " lazima first born akuwe wa pastor". wewe fanya hivi, kuja jioni na hii mambo itaisha. Nakutumia mtu akuchukue saa hii. Its obviuos the pastor has been sleeping with several women from his congregation to cleanse them.

When reconnected to the lady (Carol), the pastor says "laana inaisha pole pole" and goes ahead to recite "in tongues" like (kalabashaka migonaboya hurururusaika) which is crammed coz he can't be having any holy spirit .


Sounds like voodoo ritual to me more than anything a pastor could do. Do some ladies think that some pastors are exempted by God to do things that are contrary to what they preach?
josiah33
#13 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:15:11 PM
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sky5 wrote:
That can't have been a pastor, but a wolf in sheep's skin. Buyer beware!!

A pastor is a shepherd who feeds and takes care of the sheep; but when one turns around and makes delicacies of the sheep, that's a WOLF!

But how can a lady (Carol) submit to an immoral act with a 'pastor' , something is wrong with the sheep/congregation!!! She should have reported this to the elders or other pastors/bishops!!!

what do u expect the elders to do if the church is the personal property of the said pastor?
Lucid_Iam
#14 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:20:21 PM
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This shows are stage managed. I can't believe a wazuan would take what they hear on this shows as gospel truth. Ratings have to go up and they clearly seem to be doing so.
qooler
#15 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:28:49 PM
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Lucid_Iam wrote:
This shows are stage managed. I can't believe a wazuan would take what they hear on this shows as gospel truth. Ratings have to go up and they clearly seem to be doing so.

me too think same. clearly very fake
ZZE123
#16 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:35:05 PM
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Lucid_Iam wrote:
This shows are stage managed. I can't believe a wazuan would take what they hear on this shows as gospel truth. Ratings have to go up and they clearly seem to be doing so.

Agreed – this is all stage managed. People are smarter than this radio station tries to portray. This is just a hoax to have the shows rating up and keep advertising revenues coming..
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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#17 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 2:55:29 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Lucid_Iam wrote:
This shows are stage managed. I can't believe a wazuan would take what they hear on this shows as gospel truth. Ratings have to go up and they clearly seem to be doing so.

Agreed – this is all stage managed. People are smarter than this radio station tries to portray. This is just a hoax to have the shows rating up and keep advertising revenues coming..


I'm in agreement. It baffles me the lengths the kinds of Shiko and her busted can go to get ratings. It's pathetic.

Mukiri
#18 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 3:00:19 PM
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There's a story going around by an agitated girlfriend, complaining that the 1,000 bob the boyfriend received, was too little payment for her boyfriend acting that, he was cheating on a mzungu. The boyfriend apparently met Ciku in malindi, where the script was hatched. #google

Proverbs 19:21
simonkabz
#19 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 3:05:38 PM
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avai?
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McReggae
#20 Posted : Friday, October 26, 2012 3:41:36 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
There's a story going around by an agitated girlfriend, complaining that the 1,000 bob the boyfriend received, was too little payment for her boyfriend acting that, he was cheating on a mzungu. The boyfriend apparently met Ciku in malindi, where the script was hatched. #google


That girl's story is so fake that it makes Ciku look genuine!!!!!
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