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Magigi
#21 Posted : Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:59:32 AM
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FundamentAli wrote:
@Magigi,
that link you have provided above is funny! Am surprised there are no comments on it yet. Don't Wazuans 'read in between the line'?.

...Swiping can be an exercise in futility!
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Ngogoyo
#22 Posted : Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:17:06 AM
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yes elder intelligentsia even mama lucy hospital close-up ishaanza
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mawinder
#23 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 12:15:20 PM
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@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.
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Magigi
#24 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 12:33:01 PM
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mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...
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mawinder
#25 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 12:40:52 PM
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Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...

Thanks for the info.The technician is a man and the host is UNOPS.Address the passport issue for the technician who is a man.
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Magigi
#26 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 1:16:57 PM
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mawinder wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...

Thanks for the info.The technician is a man and the host is UNOPS.Address the passport issue for the technician who is a man.

Yes you will need a passport and a visa to enter Mogadishu. You will also need different visas to enter Puntland and Somaliland. Unops should advise and facilitate that. It would be easier for you.
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kimiri
#27 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 1:51:37 PM
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Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...


On 1, nasikia huko pia kuna k-street. What he might need to do is hire a street wise adviser in case yeye ni mtu was away matches.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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mawinder
#28 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:48:31 PM
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Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...

Thanks for the info.The technician is a man and the host is UNOPS.Address the passport issue for the technician who is a man.

Yes you will need a passport and a visa to enter Mogadishu. You will also need different visas to enter Puntland and Somaliland. Unops should advise and facilitate that. It would be easier for you.

Point 1,the way I had psyche to eat Somali fish.I have tried my contacts in the passport section and a passport will take at least 10 days.Let me see if I can get him a Namibian passport.
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Magigi
#29 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 7:48:44 AM
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Posts: 7,081
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mawinder wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...

Thanks for the info.The technician is a man and the host is UNOPS.Address the passport issue for the technician who is a man.

Yes you will need a passport and a visa to enter Mogadishu. You will also need different visas to enter Puntland and Somaliland. Unops should advise and facilitate that. It would be easier for you.

Point 1,the way I had psyche to eat Somali fish.I have tried my contacts in the passport section and a passport will take at least 10 days.Let me see if I can get him a Namibian passport.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly No wonder T .D Jakes calls us natives...
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Magigi
#30 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 7:50:57 AM
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kimiri wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mawinder wrote:
@Magigi,I need to travel on Sunday without fail to Mogadishu with my technician.He does not have a passport.Any tips on successful stay in Mogadishu?I will be there for 2 days.

I think from the little I know about you, you can survive anywhere...will the TechnicIan be dispatching somebody..
But on a serious note...
1. Leave/deposit your dick with your wife before departure.
2. Keep your religion to yourself.God will understand.
3. If your technician is a lady Hijab is a must.
4. At duty free shops avoid the alcohol section...concentrate on ketepa zone
5. Your host should brief you more on security and dos and donts when you are there.
...more later...


On 1, nasikia huko pia kuna k-street. What he might need to do is hire a street wise adviser in case yeye ni mtu was away matches.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Here you will be playing Russian roulette. Better still you will be more courageous than that boy who told that Westgate terrorist, "You are a bad man"!
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#31 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 12:00:01 PM
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Applause Applause Applause Applause The inimitable Magigi! He whets his readers' appetite just as his girls whet his.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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