After a long argument with his wife a man told the wife,

"Women are just donkeys! All women are donkeys!"

Argument ikaisha.

The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crossed in front of their car.

The wife calmly said to her husband:

"Sweety, tafadhali be careful, your mother is crossing the road."

..... to be continued

A Luo guy says to the Matatu Conductor - 'Sukisa mimi apo Sell Gas Stesion..' A Kikuyu Guy seated next 2 him bursts out Laughin n says 2 him: 'Dugu yagu,naona kweri uko na chinda ya Matamuchi..' Then a Somali guy tries 2 chip in 'habana jeka menzako,nyinyi yote hajui kubronounce muzuri.

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