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Pastor M
#1 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 9:43:25 AM
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essyk
#2 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 9:56:28 AM
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Mmmh. Now this beautiful creature reminds me of somebody.

He threw a tantrum and it made headlines! yet we know it aint gonna happen.Not now or ever.
When somebody asks of what economic value monkeys are to a country like ours I just wonder.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Kaigangio
#3 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:07:53 AM
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the monkey far too farmiliar...when they are many they yap at everyone and for nothing...they deserve to drop dead all of them.NKT
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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essyk
#4 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:30:31 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
the monkey far too farmiliar...when they are many they yap at everyone and for nothing...they deserve to drop dead all of them.NKT


Gosh.Sadist! eti yap at everybody for nothing? lol
The same monkeys that have become endangered in central Afr.
If they are too many why not load them in a container and ship them to west? Yeah pay @kenyan 100 bob per monkey caught and ul see some humans caught too.
Somebody elsewhere sees this and salivates.


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Kaigangio
#5 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:42:06 AM
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essyk wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
the monkey far too farmiliar...when they are many they yap at everyone and for nothing...they deserve to drop dead all of them.NKT


Gosh.Sadist! eti yap at everybody for nothing? lol
The same monkeys that have become endangered in central Afr.
If they are too many why not load them in a container and ship them to west? Yeah pay @kenyan 100 bob per monkey caught and ul see some humans caught too.
Somebody elsewhere sees this and salivates.




the ones in central africa have value...that is why they are endagered...

the ones in kenya have absolutely no value to anyone except their fellow monkeys...believe me these monkeys are difficult to catch because they are really not localised in any one given forest, they roam about all the time..

kenyas monkeys are a total nuicance to everyone...ask anyone who have gone after them...they litter their paths with filth...banana peels, s**t, pee, vomits and name it..

my suggestion...loading them is difficult because you cannot catch them anyway...shooting them is out...the only alternative left is to pray that there is monkey prague and they start falling dead one by one...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:44:45 AM
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...and one more thing @essyk...you need to pay an average kenyan at least 10k to catch one monkey...kibarua kingumu hiki cha kunasa nugu...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:51:05 AM
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...there you go...a typical kenyan monkey...



how do you catch such a monkey surely...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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essyk
#8 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:59:10 AM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Is this a monkey or a man??
This is no monkey but a teenage gorilla.

We are talking about the normal ones.
I rem. male monkeys used to chase us in high school.
Never understood why they had beef with female students.nkt.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Kaigangio
#9 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 11:07:30 AM
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essyk wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Is this a monkey or a man??
This is no monkey but a teenage gorilla.

We are talking about the normal ones.


very true...we are talking about the normal monkeys and as you can see i have presented you with a typical kenyan type...

you aint seen anything yet my dear...wewe ngoja. when you start hearing kaa ngumu advocating for their termination, he knows what he is talking about...he has dealt with them before and believe me he never caught even one bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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essyk
#10 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 11:16:11 AM
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Kaigangio I have spent time in Western next to KK forest so I know the menace first hand.
You just grew to like them after being harrassed for a very long time.Maybe that's why I am passionate and would fight to save a monkey.
If you take a look at calabash monkeys (my favorite) ul change ur mind.Very beautiful creatures.Could hug one over and over again.

And is he making noise over the karen ones? smh!
monkey adapt to their sorroundings so karen monkeys behave like the residents,so different from those in shags.
I believe they ate using forks like they see him do.
If he wants to scare them away si aweke kapuppy.
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