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A new monkey discovered
murchr
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:32:49 PM
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I know i might sound racist but some comments here just made me laugh uncontrollably

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Hilarious! Whites have been making racist jokes about blacks looking like monkeys, and here is a monkey that basically looks like an old white man!


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People, please show some respect! That's my girlfriend, and I love her. Yes, she doesn't shave, but I like it that way. Just look at her lovely brown eyes!


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youcan'tstopusnow
#2 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 12:04:31 AM
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So they've 'discovered' this monkey. More like giving it a latin name/binomial nomenclature.

Anyway, looks like a Russian donning their big fur hats!
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
kiterunner
#3 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 8:39:22 AM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
So they've 'discovered' this monkey. More like giving it a latin name/binomial nomenclature.

Anyway, looks like a Russian donning their big fur hats!


yeah like they discovered Mt Kenya, America, Africa...... list is endless, the discovered monkey has a local name Lesula...


my dictionary defines discover as : be the first to find or observe (a place, substance, or scientific phenomenon) : Fleming discovered penicillin early in the twentieth century.
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Wodu Wakiri
#4 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 9:06:49 AM
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Why did they have to go all the way to DRC to discover one monkey? Had they come to a building on parliament road they would have "discovered" 222....
murchr
#5 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 9:18:44 AM
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Wodu Wakiri wrote:
Why did they have to go all the way to DRC to discover one monkey? Had they come to a building on parliament road they would have "discovered" 222....



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Um Sayala
#6 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 9:30:57 AM
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@ Wakiri,
You must be the owner of the 222 concubines in Elechi Amadi's parliament road. For you took them there, u feed them now and from them you'll choose one to be the MOTHER of all concubines come March.
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rock
#7 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 11:22:26 AM
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Wodu Wakiri wrote:
Why did they have to go all the way to DRC to discover one monkey? Had they come to a building on parliament road they would have "discovered" 222....

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kaigangio
#8 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 11:27:07 AM
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...a lot of monkey bussiness today...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
poundfoolish
#9 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 2:27:09 PM
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@murchr

I liked this comment
"Slow news day, CNN? You post a recent photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and try to fool us into believing that a new species has been discovered? Shame on you."
XSK
#10 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 3:42:46 PM
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Wodu Wakiri wrote:
Why did they have to go all the way to DRC to discover one monkey? Had they come to a building on parliament road they would have "discovered" 222....


@Wodu

You are true to your name, you village wag Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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