Omera moments from Ramogi recent nite 
C&P
(btw, admission was a Master’s degree, Probox were banned as they wouldhv taken up vital space for the prados)
1) issokehh, I was on the phone with Barclays Bank yawa they tell me there is no more space in my AHcount.
2) "I have bought just 2 I-Phones. One for me, one for the rest of you to practice with.
3) Omera,just call Arjeta,my accountant in Switzerland.A luo man cannot live on Barclays alone
4) Omera look at me, now look at you, now look at me. Dont i remind you of Barclays Bank yawa?
5) Omera Still in the bible, why do you think Jesus didnt use githeri? He used 2fises because is marwa
6) Yawa!! which vowel in etiquette does ur name start with bwana?
7) Do not enter my mercedes with bata soos (shoes)!
8) "Ai Yawa Johnny Walker? I don't drink Alcohol from people Walking.You dont have 'Johny driving an S-Class?'"
9) Omera wat r u talkin about?those wildbeest in the mara cant cross ova 2 kenya unles i flag them off!
10) Omera where's my change bwana or shud i add u Ksh.450 ndo unirudishie mia tano jadwong
11) "Too many Probox in this Parking they will infect My German Automobile with SmallPox."
12) An omeras dog doesnt bark, it only enquires in engliss........who who who
13) It wasn't called a 'smartphone' until a Luo professor touched it!
14) Yawa we luos are even genetically superior!Even MItochondria is better than YOURtochondria.
15) "My friend I dont appear in parties, I debut"