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Qualities of a good watchman
kaza
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:29:00 AM
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Joined: 7/30/2008
Posts: 35
Able to speak some English

Able to wash car.................................
mtaalam
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:34:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/2/2006
Posts: 519
Ha ha ha....
able to sleep without falling off the seat...
able to katia a mboch

Bright and interesting people talk about ideas.
Those of average intelligence talk about things.
Stupid people talk about other people.
Dizzy
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:58:00 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2007
Posts: 18
he must be able to make more noise than you when visited by thugs.... also run faster

Strike while the iron is hot
Kioko_Nesa
#4 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:59:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/8/2007
Posts: 87
Must come from western (They are honest)

Kioko
skodhe
#5 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:38:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/3/2009
Posts: 112
Must know how to salute

Sleeping like a littel baby
simonkabz
#6 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:55:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Must have a big unforgiving rungu......

The only reason why some people are still alive is coz its illegal to shoot them!!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
stanokim
#7 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:31:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/18/2009
Posts: 57
must be the best dreamer
Impunity
#8 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:34:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Must come from Western Priovince,a radius of 100KM about the Kakamega town centre.

The Hague...or Local Triburnal ama TJRC.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Noble
#9 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:54:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/19/2009
Posts: 173
Location: NAIROBI
Must be able to send greetings(Nusu ya kuonana)
ji
#10 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:56:00 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/7/2006
Posts: 51
The Maasai guards are a cut above the rest. You draft the rules and hand him to implement..guess what? they don't take any exceptions or variations later. Kama hakuna kuingia after 10pm it applies to kila mtu from the boss to intruders.

'I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.'



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