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Magigi
#1371 Posted : Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:10:16 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
ngapat wrote:
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

Daughter: i am pregnant mum
Mother: How come?
Daughter: it was an accident.
Mother: U mean u were walking down the road and fell on an erect penis?

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McReggae
#1372 Posted : Wednesday, August 29, 2012 3:31:09 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
ngapat
#1373 Posted : Wednesday, August 29, 2012 6:11:05 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/11/2006
Posts: 930
This guy is screwing this girl, the girl asks, "You haven't got aids have you?" He replies, "No". She responds, "Oh, thank heaven for that! I don't want to get that again!"
“Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth.”
mlefu
#1374 Posted : Wednesday, August 29, 2012 6:39:53 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
McReggae wrote:



priorities...the bigger you get, the smaller you run after...shiet!!!!
Lolest!
#1375 Posted : Monday, September 03, 2012 12:52:26 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Rais Raila Kibaki
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King G
#1376 Posted : Monday, September 03, 2012 3:31:27 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
ngapat wrote:
One day,the pussy decided to take a tour around the body,On its way,it found the kidney and asked,
"Who are you?" "Am the Kidney," it said.
The pussy Said, "Its not you that am Looking For"

Pussy continued with its tour when it found the lungs and asked,
"Who are you?" the Lungs said, "You mean you Dont know me? Am the famous Lungs!"
"Ok, its not you that am looking for.

"On its way,it met the heart and asked,"Who are you?"
"Am the heart!"
It replied.."COME here,its you that av been looking for, i have to deal with you accordingly!"

"The Heart was Shocked and asked,"WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

The Pussy Replied,"You go falling in Love ♥ with everybody, and at the end of it,am the one who actually get Screwed!!"



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Thieves
Abunuasi
#1377 Posted : Monday, September 03, 2012 3:42:35 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 8/25/2010
Posts: 97
Location: Kenya
Saw this last week on a Matatu sticker
"Ile siku utaelevuka, utashinda umelala"
bkismat
#1378 Posted : Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:53:53 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
bkismat
#1379 Posted : Thursday, September 06, 2012 4:12:45 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
The power of the human mind. Can you read this?
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
chemos
#1380 Posted : Thursday, September 06, 2012 5:19:55 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799


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