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Robinhood
#11 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:42:38 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
essyk wrote:
pole sana mkhwasi.
When did it this happen and what did u do?
Lesson learnt? never ever live ur clothes by the bank.

Jibu swali.


This is a variant of those 'my friend posts' pole @mkwasi, these skinny dips in the local river can be a disaster. And I don't think it was a madman at all. Just someone out to teach you a lesson.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Coolio
#12 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:44:03 PM
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I would rather die rather than expose my masculine landing equipment. I'll remain submerged until a gud Samaritan resurfaces.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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essyk
#13 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:49:14 PM
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wait till something crawls under ur feet in the water.Tuone if you will wait for 'somebody'.
What about the cold?
Ai? Walk home backwards if u can.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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chemos
#14 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:54:05 PM
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Call Destroyer to bring you a Hat and a shoe and a coat..
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MKWASI
#15 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:56:59 PM
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Magigi wrote:
MKWASI wrote:
Let us take a hypothetical scenario...If you are bathing in a river then an insane person picks your clothes and runs away with them...what would you do?? Honest answers only. please do not digress from the subject!!!!

...Lets assume you are a plug...Is the clothes picker a plug or socket?


I'm a socket.The one who picked the clothes, is either a plug or a socket. For sake of those who may in future face a similar challenge let us assume either gender!!
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MKWASI
#16 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 5:00:28 PM
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essyk wrote:
wait till something crawls under ur feet in the water.Tuone if you will wait for 'somebody'.
What about the cold?
Ai? Walk home backwards if u can.

Your back facing your home....and the front facing your neighbour's homes..Ai
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Magigi
#17 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 5:48:51 PM
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MKWASI wrote:
Magigi wrote:
MKWASI wrote:
Let us take a hypothetical scenario...If you are bathing in a river then an insane person picks your clothes and runs away with them...what would you do?? Honest answers only. please do not digress from the subject!!!!

...Lets assume you are a plug...Is the clothes picker a plug or socket?


I'm a socket.The one who picked the clothes, is either a plug or a socket. For sake of those who may in future face a similar challenge let us assume either gender!!

...Man...A woman bathing in the river in Kenya is the a very despicable thing. I would understand a jamaa doing it...Anyway...Leads to the old adage...When this happened and a mad man picked his clothes...The owner of the clothes started chasing the madman through the town...Now when people saw this they could not distinguish who was mad and who was sane...
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Kaigangio
#18 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 5:58:11 PM
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MKWASI wrote:
Let us take a hypothetical scenario...If you are bathing in a river then an insane person picks your clothes and runs away with them...what would you do?? Honest answers only. please do not digress from the subject!!!!
stay in the river submerged until evening...then walk comfortably home under the cover of darkness...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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essyk
#19 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 6:04:30 PM
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Mkwasi Reeds can cover one well enough.
Hypothermia can kill u jamani if nobody comes to the river.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Rolldrunk
#20 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 6:14:51 PM
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Where does RAO get these analogies, that was a smart analogy for someone who didn't attend elemetary school!
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