And the chuma from the junks is used to make jikos, so i guess the title of this post should have been "WE ARE EATING RADIOACTIVE MUTURA"
or
Since you say the radioactive material is found on car seats, then Kenyans sitting there are developing abnormal and "interesting" planes, airports and diabs, which are becoming a tourist sensation, this is why Monster for Transport Kinyuma had to personally redesign the airport to accommodate the swelling numbers. Tile, "KENYAN HAPPY LANDINGS EXPLAINED"
A New Kenya