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#21 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 5:04:39 PM
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If there's a socket in wazua i would wish to meet is essyk just to see how romantic she is.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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essyk
#22 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 5:07:07 PM
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Ni vile tu I work kwa nyumba ya wazee otherwise ningechangia saaana mjadala huu.

Nilisoma eti wanaweka wanawake wa kenya kwa microwave.Dakika mbili,PAP! warm and ready to eat.

Lmao! eti jump like a GUERILLA???
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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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King G
#23 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 5:41:10 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Kachot kamoja cha uzima. Guerrila sytro is true. it is difficult seducing the same darn thing everyday. Sometimes, the kachot is just to show bado uko
Thieves
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hindi ni riu
#24 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 8:29:22 PM
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Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 305
TPK wrote:
ballistic wrote:
It seems us Kenyan men are being accused in various internet forums of being unromantic and selfish. Ati a Kenyan man only thinks about money and more money such that our relationships lack “real love and romance”. It appears the conclusion is that Ugandans and Nigerians top the African charts in terms of “romance and performance”. Where did the rain start beating us? d'oh!


While a Ugandan/Nigerian/Wariah starts pampaing his girlfriend/wife on Monday in order to get a Friday landing, a Kenyan man has no such time to woo his lady, he just ambushes her guerilla style on Friday evening without prior noticeShame on you


Ummm...where's the problem in this? Too much to do in a 24 hours day man!...so on Friday...unatokelezea! smile

“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
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slickyoz
#25 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 9:08:39 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2011
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Location: Nairobi
Busy like a beaver , chasing paper everyday not their fault.No romance without finance.our ladies have made us what we are..recently i overheard a lady saying how she got 60k after getting fired,she had told me how broke she and i offered to buy her lunch.she thought i didn't understand her mother tongue.
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
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rock
#26 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:55:38 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
TPK wrote:
ballistic wrote:
It seems us Kenyan men are being accused in various internet forums of being unromantic and selfish. Ati a Kenyan man only thinks about money and more money such that our relationships lack “real love and romance”. It appears the conclusion is that Ugandans and Nigerians top the African charts in terms of “romance and performance”. Where did the rain start beating us? d'oh!


While a Ugandan/Nigerian/Wariah starts pampaing his girlfriend/wife on Monday in order to get a Friday landing, a Kenyan man has no such time to woo his lady, he just ambushes her guerilla style on Friday evening without prior noticeShame on you

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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callaspade
#27 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:56:24 AM
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Joined: 11/12/2009
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....wega bahali Yake ayeeee ,Mimi habana birate
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MaichBlack
#28 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2012 8:39:07 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,913
TPK wrote:
ballistic wrote:
It seems us Kenyan men are being accused in various internet forums of being unromantic and selfish. Ati a Kenyan man only thinks about money and more money such that our relationships lack “real love and romance”. It appears the conclusion is that Ugandans and Nigerians top the African charts in terms of “romance and performance”. Where did the rain start beating us? d'oh!


While a Ugandan/Nigerian/Wariah starts pampaing his girlfriend/wife on Monday in order to get a Friday landing, a Kenyan man has no such time to woo his lady, he just ambushes her guerilla style on Friday evening without prior noticeShame on you

After a couple of weeks she will have noticed the pattern and will know that on Friday [every Friday!] you will "ambush" her! Isn't that enough notice?

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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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mizizi
#29 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:16:14 AM
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Joined: 7/23/2012
Posts: 42
So who was ambushed last night..... Drool Drool
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mkeiyd
#30 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:17:51 AM
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Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 1,182
essyk wrote:
Wacha madha.I am dating one.
Infact we are taking it to another level.
Apart from the constant spits? everything else na fine.



@essyk, Mostly walalos are Moslems, are you going to convert? Assuming next level means committing.
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