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#1 Posted : Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:20:43 PM
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Joined: 1/24/2011
Posts: 407
Location: Nairobi,Kenya
something strange has been happening to my facebook page.For the last few weeks people some whom I dont know have been accepting my friendship yet I did not send them any request.I have counted 25 notifications today only.at this rate I'm afraid my mother in law may accept my friendship yet sijamuinvite damn....someone please help..anyone with an idea of haw I can stop this?????Sad
Hope is not a strategy
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Coolio
#2 Posted : Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:27:19 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
Change your password coz maybe someone knows it.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Sufficiently Philanga....thropic
#3 Posted : Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:39:20 PM
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Joined: 9/23/2010
Posts: 2,225
Location: Sundowner,Amboseli
Funga hiyo account na uwachane na hiyo Facebook!
@SufficientlyP
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slickyoz
#4 Posted : Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:41:33 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2011
Posts: 178
Location: Nairobi
check this security tips..
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
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Mastermind
#5 Posted : Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:19:52 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,624
Location: Langley
Sufficiently Philanga....thropic wrote:
Funga hiyo account na uwachane na hiyo Facebook!

Ditto!!
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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essyk
#6 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 12:49:55 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Reasons why I dislike fb

Types of KENYAN'S on FACEBOOK

1) The COMPLAINERS: the 1st people to update stima zikilost ati KPLC NKT!!

2) The BEGGARS:ati 'niko tao leo nani...atanibuyia pizza??

3) The PREACHERS: These are mostly single men/ladies who act 'holy' & only update bible verses on Sunday.

4) The CONFUSED: Married today,Engaged tomorrow next day open r/ship.

5) The WEATHER FORECASTERS: Updates mostly when it rains..cold, its
hot in Mombasa.

6) The TRAVELLERS: today-Nairobi here I come..tomorrow Naivasha here I come..next day Mombasa here I kam...

7) The UNHEALTHY LOT: stomach
ache, headache, backache nkt..NB FB
is not a clinic!!

8) The GOOGLE MAPS: In Mombasa with my grandma shes funny, On thika rd gosh its dusty...

9) The LIARS (Major type): Lie about age, Marital status and use ridiculous names ati Rihana msupu EST...Fabregas mtu wa nguvu, Msupa
Bootylicious etc etc..

10) WITCHES: they always like status abt death, sickness. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

11) The DRUNKARDS: These are the funny types, and they update their status mostly on Friday night

12) The BIRTHDAY HYENAS: They only login in to fb on their bdays only so as to c the wall posts they av gotten.


I should add this one.

13) FUNDRAISERS: Good heavens! I have a wedo,alumni this and that,niko na shida nisaidie! and that is the only time they contact you or update their status!

Sio mbaya but not everybody matters.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Jump-steady
#7 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 12:37:59 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/1/2008
Posts: 1,098
essyk wrote:
why i dislike fb

Types of KENYAs on FACEBOOK

1) The COMPLAINERS: the 1st people
to update stima zikilost ati KPLC NKT!!
2) The BEGGARS:ati 'niko tao leo nani
...atanibuyia pizza??
3) The PREACHERS: These are mostly
single men/ladies who act 'holy' &
only update bible verses on Sunday.
4) The CONFUSED: Married today,
Engaged tomorrow next day open r/
ship.
5) The WEATHER FORECASTERS:
Updates mostly when it rains..cold, its
hot in Mombasa.
6) The TRAVELLERS: today-Nairobi
here I come..tomorrow Naivasha here
I come..next day Mombasa here I
kam...
7) The UNHEALTHY LOT: stomach
ache, headache, backache nkt..NB FB
is not a clinic!!
The GOOGLE MAPS: In Mombasa
with my grandma shes funny, On thika
rd gosh its dusty...
9) The LIARS (Major type): Lie about
age, Marital status and use ridiculous
names ati Rihana msupu
EST...Fabregas mtu wa nguvu, Msupa
Bootylicious etc etc..
10) WITCHES: they always like status
abt death, sickness
11) The DRUNKARDS: These are the
funny types, and they update their
status mostly on Friday night
12) The BIRTHDAY HYENAS: They only
login in to fb on their bdays only so as
to c the wall posts they av gotten.




@Essy, where is the 'Like' button so that i like you comments smile

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ballistic
#8 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 12:43:51 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 6/30/2011
Posts: 81
sanity wrote:
something strange has been happening to my facebook page.For the last few weeks people some whom I dont know have been accepting my friendship yet I did not send them any request.I have counted 25 notifications today only.at this rate I'm afraid my mother in law may accept my friendship yet sijamuinvite damn....someone please help..anyone with an idea of haw I can stop this?????Sad


Some crook has your password. Please be careful which computer you use to facebook or do online banking. I never new until recently how a simple program installed in a public (cyber cafe) computer will store all the key strokes and passwords of all the users who log on. Only face book on your private computer.
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Friday, August 17, 2012 1:06:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
essyk wrote:
why i dislike fb

Types of KENYAs on FACEBOOK

1) The COMPLAINERS: the 1st people
to update stima zikilost ati KPLC NKT!!
2) The BEGGARS:ati 'niko tao leo nani
...atanibuyia pizza??
3) The PREACHERS: These are mostly
single men/ladies who act 'holy' &
only update bible verses on Sunday.
4) The CONFUSED: Married today,
Engaged tomorrow next day open r/
ship.
5) The WEATHER FORECASTERS:
Updates mostly when it rains..cold, its
hot in Mombasa.
6) The TRAVELLERS: today-Nairobi
here I come..tomorrow Naivasha here
I come..next day Mombasa here I
kam...
7) The UNHEALTHY LOT: stomach
ache, headache, backache nkt..NB FB
is not a clinic!!
The GOOGLE MAPS: In Mombasa
with my grandma shes funny, On thika
rd gosh its dusty...
9) The LIARS (Major type): Lie about
age, Marital status and use ridiculous
names ati Rihana msupu
EST...Fabregas mtu wa nguvu, Msupa
Bootylicious etc etc..
10) WITCHES: they always like status
abt death, sickness
11) The DRUNKARDS: These are the
funny types, and they update their
status mostly on Friday night
12) The BIRTHDAY HYENAS: They only
login in to fb on their bdays only so as
to c the wall posts they av gotten.




@Essy, where is the 'Like' button so that i like you comments smile


You can use nditto.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Much Know
#10 Posted : Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:08:05 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/6/2008
Posts: 3,586
It is dying, funny thing is i never understood it, i only "posted" on it twice, once to a litlle girl who wished me happy birthday and second to get a code to break my modem because the fella insisted to use his facembuk page, mambo na tagging, poking, wall sikuelewa.
Ras Kienyeji Man
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