King’ang’i

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB

A friend of mine could really ape the monkeys so we called him 'MONKEY' the theory behind it being that when he was young they lived next to a forest and since they had no neighbour with a child his playmates were the monkies

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.

A teacher in highschool.... Was known as Ngoya. ..couldn't say ngoja...had a stammerin problem when much younger so to slow u from talkin too fast...he'd say 'ngoya...ngoya..ngoya kitoko!' My third monday in the school was very painful when i went to the staffroom n requested to see my class teacher Mr Ngoya Kitoko! It was in ukambani....how was i to know those aren't kamba names but a swa phrase!?

The race is not always to the swift..nor the battle always to the strong..nor food always to the wise..nor riches always to the intelligent..favor is not always to the skilled..or learned..but time and chance happens to all. Ecl9:5..

when in form one,there is this 'joker/mono' who was hit by a fourth former so hard in his chest that he couldnt breath well( i think it was against some hard object)..when asked where he was hit,..'thorax'....n s o he became THORAX.

A teacher who was on duty reading out the announcements while on assembly...'kutakuwa,na kidumbwedumbwe...'reffering to some inter-class soccer match,he was hence nicknamed KIDUMBWEDUMBWE.

be happy!

In high school there was this very tall and slim teacher,because of his height he got the nickname- walking tape worm