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SHE IS NOW AN ELDER ?
KenSaf
#1 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 3:50:13 PM
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Joined: 6/4/2008
Posts: 394
Conglats Madam Lorraine
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
Thiong'o
#2 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 3:55:28 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 10/14/2011
Posts: 661
KenSaf wrote:
Conglats Madam

Congrats essyk
aemathenge
#3 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 4:07:39 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
She came.
She saw.
She conqured.

I have no choice.
But to go up to the council.
And demand another stool.

Polish, wipe, clean.
Polish, wipe, clean.

For we have a new Elder.

On the occassion,
Of the elevation,
Of @essy,
To the Council of Elders,
I lay down the Green Carpet
Of The Virtual Republic of Wazua.

Congratulations are in order Madam.
ralp_mutu
#4 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 4:21:14 PM
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Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 232
Location: Nairobi
This thread had to come..

Applause KAAAYAAAMMMBBAAA ya Mrs Edu!!! Rungu ya wazee pewa sasa Applause
My folks told me that my very first word was 'billionaire'
McReggae
#5 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 4:38:08 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Wow....that must be the fastest journey by a wazuan, conglats!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
nostoppingthis
#6 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 4:40:50 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Conglats are in order!!! the time you spend on this site must be second to none....posts per day ni ngapi?
Jus Blazin
#7 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 4:59:53 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Essyk ni GMO ama hybrid. Should change her name to Essyk F1. Fastest growth.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Blackbelt
#8 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:05:20 PM
Rank: New-farer


Joined: 7/12/2012
Posts: 84
I smell a rat.....either money has been poured and someone's skirt was peeled off to get to that rank!
quicksand
#9 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:10:59 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
Just June 07 and someone started a thread that miss lorraine was veteran
http://wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=19133
...a month and a half later Elder pap!!
That is approximately 14 posts per day. That is dedication.
Hep hep! Makofi! Where is that dude who used to announce Moi?
King G
#10 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:16:42 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Was Veteran, now Elder aish yawa; congratulations are in order Applause
Thieves
quicksand
#11 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:16:57 PM
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Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
Ameingia Userville??
No? ... aonje huko kidogo ..Impunity style ... no elder is complete without a sojourn to the the wazua doldrums .. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...now Lorraine, paste a photo of yourself in something racy ..lacy ..both smile ..or in nothing..
vinii
#12 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:21:23 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
aemathenge wrote:
She came.
She saw.
She conqured.

I have no choice.
But to go up to the council.
And demand another stool.

Polish, wipe, clean.
Polish, wipe, clean.

For we have a new Elder.

On the occassion,
Of the elevation,
Of @essy,
To the Council of Elders,
I lay down the Green Carpet
Of The Virtual Republic of Wazua.

Congratulations are in order Madam.

@mahegoat the poet, 4 years later and you are yet to wear the elder's cap ...
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
harrydre
#13 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:22:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Congrats Essyk..maybe I need to pay for special prayers too (Michael Njoroge uko wapi) and maybe just maybe I will get out of this jail
i.am.back!!!!
segemia
#14 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:43:57 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/20/2009
Posts: 658
quicksand wrote:
Ameingia Userville??
No? ... aonje huko kidogo ..Impunity style ... no elder is complete without a sojourn to the the wazua doldrums .. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...now Lorraine, paste a photo of yourself in something racy ..lacy ..both smile ..or in nothing..


This must be her!!!



I sure would be willing to work for the family for 7 + 7 years for free.
Magigi
#15 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 5:47:02 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
segemia wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Ameingia Userville??
No? ... aonje huko kidogo ..Impunity style ... no elder is complete without a sojourn to the the wazua doldrums .. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...now Lorraine, paste a photo of yourself in something racy ..lacy ..both smile ..or in nothing..


This must be her!!!



I sure would be willing to work for the family for 7 + 7 years for free.

...Really...Hio tumbo ikiachiliwa inaweza funika sehemu nyeti!
aemathenge
#16 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 6:09:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
A nun? Certainly not.
chemos
#17 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 6:13:12 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
segemia wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Ameingia Userville??
No? ... aonje huko kidogo ..Impunity style ... no elder is complete without a sojourn to the the wazua doldrums .. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...now Lorraine, paste a photo of yourself in something racy ..lacy ..both smile ..or in nothing..


This must be her!!!



I sure would be willing to work for the family for 7 + 7 years for free.



those pipes are very huge!!!!!!Drool Drool Drool
aemathenge
#18 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 6:20:51 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Mboys, Mboys, Mboys.

Please let us not take this thread south if only in honour of our latest Elder.

Please.
jamplu
#19 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 6:30:26 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 939
Location: Nai
Magigi wrote:
segemia wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Ameingia Userville??
No? ... aonje huko kidogo ..Impunity style ... no elder is complete without a sojourn to the the wazua doldrums .. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...now Lorraine, paste a photo of yourself in something racy ..lacy ..both smile ..or in nothing..


This must be her!!!



I sure would be willing to work for the family for 7 + 7 years for free.

...Really...Hio tumbo ikiachiliwa inaweza funika sehemu nyeti!



waaat?
essyk
#20 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2012 9:06:02 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
aemathenge wrote:
She came.
She saw.
She conqured.

I have no choice.
But to go up to the council.
And demand another stool.

Polish, wipe, clean.
Polish, wipe, clean.

For we have a new Elder.

On the occassion,
Of the elevation,
Of @essy,
To the Council of Elders,
I lay down the Green Carpet
Of The Virtual Republic of Wazua.

Congratulations are in order Madam.


aaaaaw.This is so gentle.
Thank you so much.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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