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nostoppingthis
#21 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:32:01 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Njung'e wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:

Its all about my friend, not me.
Me I'm clean.

Oga kijana!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...Kubali yaishe!!.....If it's about your friend,why not give himyour secret to cleanliness??....OGA KIJANA!...ama utafuatwa na nyuki zikitafuta hunga!smile smile


Ambia @guka akupatia links na @Pierce...Cologne and perfumes

http://wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&m=235399
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Impunity
#22 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:36:56 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
What does showering actually does to the body?
Let us think like 21st century scientist and not like pre-ice age dwellers.

CAN WE DO THAT "showering" JUST BY USING A WARM-WET TOWEL?(Just as we do to new borns?)
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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McReggae
#23 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:38:20 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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ralp_mutu
#24 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:43:05 AM
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Posts: 232
Location: Nairobi
McReggae wrote:
Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
My folks told me that my very first word was 'billionaire'
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Impunity
#25 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:51:10 AM
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Location: Masada
ralp_mutu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same?
I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.
d'oh!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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chemos
#26 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:02:23 AM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Infact i dont think there is a need for people to use Toilet Paper...
Hata wanyama dont need TP when they poop. Theres a self cleaning mechanism..

So hata usipooga the body has a self cleaning mechanism...
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Elder
#27 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:04:09 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Instant [hot] showers go for as low as 3k! Why would @Impunity refuse to shower???

There is no alternative to showering!!! Tabia gani hii???


Its all about my friend, not me.
Me I'm clean.
Shame on you Shame on you

Impunity wrote:
I am told Jungus normally apply some lotion, can I get this lotion for my friend at Village market or The Junction?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I guess your "friend" doesn't know where village Market and The Junction are! Or he is too dirty to go there??

Oga kijana!!!


Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

Sisi hapana taka ona wewe ukioshwa na makanga kwa runinga!!!

Halafu makanga mmoja anasema "Huyu mzee alikuwa amevaa masuti yake lakini alikuwa akivunda kupindukia! Na alikuwa anakaa mweusi mweusi na kwasababu nimemuona safari kadhaa hapo awali, mimi najua hakuwagi mweusi!!! Tulitumia maji ndoo saba, sabuni mbili na ile Ariel ndogo kumuosha! Sasa amekuwa afadhali! Watu wa TV walipokuja, alianza kuwauliza ama wamekuja na Lilian Muli - ama wamsaidie na namba - hata kama in ya sister yake!".

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Njung'e
#28 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:05:40 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:

Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same?
I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.
d'oh!


Wacha excuses kijana.Wiping will not open up spores and even if it did,nobody is complaining about water shortage in the worldsmile ...Other than that,there are areas which require running water and thorough scrubbing...one of them is the top of your arse!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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butterflyke
#29 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:07:40 AM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
Impunity wrote:
[quoLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly te=MaichBlack]
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Instant [hot] showers go for as low as 3k! Why would @Impunity refuse to shower???

There is no alternative to showering!!! Tabia gani hii???


Its all about my friend, not me.
Me I'm clean.
Shame on you Shame on you

Impunity wrote:
I am told Jungus normally apply some lotion, can I get this lotion for my friend at Village market or The Junction?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I guess your "friend" doesn't know where village Market and The Junction are! Or he is too dirty to go there??

Oga kijana!!!


Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall [/quote]


Laughing out loudly hii umejitakia Laughing out loudly

as @guka says si umpatie siri ya usafi wako ikiwa sio wewe

Laughing out loudly jameni
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Jus Blazin
#30 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:15:19 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Sauti Sol's remix:

Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,
Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,

Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana.
Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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