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panomaz
#1321 Posted : Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:59:13 AM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 8/18/2011
Posts: 85
Fw: Kenyans' Top Phobias:
1. Fear of drinking tea without sugar - DuFear
2. Fear of Rudisha's shoes - FearTu
3. Fear of business - Fearshara
4. Fear of starving - Fearkula
5. Fear of avocados - MakoroFear
6. Fear of potatoes - Fearsi
7. Fear of chapoz made by a lunje -Fearbadi
8.Fear of wearing a cap – Gofear
9.Fear of having just 2 shillings – Rufear
10.Fear of hailing from Mt Kenya – Mt. Kenya Mafear
Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
bkismat
#1322 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:48:51 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
bkismat
#1323 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:50:56 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Plug and socket
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
bkismat
#1324 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:53:24 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
chemos
#1325 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:58:24 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
bkismat
#1326 Posted : Saturday, July 14, 2012 1:41:03 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
kelele.com
#1327 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 10:26:37 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/28/2010
Posts: 293
Location: Gigiri
COPY PASTED:
1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward.backward...forward...stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .
Sina Signature. NKT
Impunity
#1328 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 10:41:37 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
kelele.com wrote:
COPY PASTED:
1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward.backward...forward...stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .


A certain number above have cracked my Monday ribs!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

harrydre
#1329 Posted : Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:46:59 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Gado is just too funny..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

i.am.back!!!!
nostoppingthis
#1330 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 5:12:33 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
A picture of a thousand words!!!

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