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Fatal attraction
kimiri
#51 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 10:29:10 AM
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Funny thread indeed. @ Mshindi. Make sure it does not end like it did with a certain fellow somewhere in Meru a while ago. The lady’s hubby had organized a Kwamasutra and the bopyfie had to part with some 30k before he was allowed to get off. It was also not a nice experience for the lady to be discovered.
wanyuru
#52 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 12:57:32 PM
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vinii wrote:
QW25091985 wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Fatally attracted to a married woman?Watch out!!...It can turn out fatal....I know of a hubby who planted a long knife on the buttocks of a young man who was fatally attracted to his wife.



just say its you . !

Pole @Njunge - it must have been very painful.Laughing out loudly


heheheLaughing out loudly was it stitched to heal?


@Mshindi, just replay that Makosa imefanyika dude or the many pics we see in the papers of folks being frog marched around the estate naked!!Shame on you
Muheani
#53 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:14:00 PM
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Mshindi wrote:
Gff, wazuans please advise, i am seriously attracted to my colleague seated near me in the office. I have to resist this but it is killing me...

Wazuans, how do you deal with such tempations (Only constructive advice please) am serious...Pray Pray Pray


What you need to Cure that attractions is this

http://www.nation.co.ke/.../-/2sh5cyz/-/index.html

Muheani
#54 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:21:15 PM
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but if u still wanna go...check out if he "wants" to

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.


there you go, i think these observations are seemingly true somehow, ha, ha. so be very wary of what you say, but be even more mindful of how you move because unknowingly, you could be blowing your own cover. :))
King G
#55 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:54:37 PM
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Muheani wrote:
but if u still wanna go...check out if he "wants" to

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.


there you go, i think these observations are seemingly true somehow, ha, ha. so be very wary of what you say, but be even more mindful of how you move because unknowingly, you could be blowing your own cover. :))


i have been experiencing majority of this with my neighbour, so im in love, wow!
Thieves
Lolest!
#56 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 2:09:24 PM
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Muheani wrote:

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

Applause Applause Applause very true. But the lady here is married. She must avoid this guy like the plague.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
2012
#57 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 2:33:06 PM
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Muheani wrote:

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.



I think these signs say wants you and not necessarily that he likes you.

BBI will solve it
:)
willin2learn
#58 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 5:15:10 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
vinii wrote:
QW25091985 wrote:
[quote=Njung'e]Fatally attracted to a married woman?Watch out!!...It can turn out fatal....I know of a hubby who planted a long knife on the buttocks of a young man who was fatally attracted to his wife.



just say its you . !

Pole @Njunge - it must have been very painful.Laughing out loudly


heheheLaughing out loudly was it stitched to heal?

@Guka,

must have been wounded after a 'nathi shatting' experience!smile
harrydre
#59 Posted : Saturday, June 30, 2012 1:54:44 AM
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That's a normal feeling but if you respect your marriage and hubby and your relationship is solid, then this should just be a passing cloud..AVOID his as much as possible.
i.am.back!!!!
kyt
#60 Posted : Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:53:46 AM
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harrydre mbona bado ni user?
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