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Elder
#41 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:07:33 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Fatally attracted to a married woman?Watch out!!...It can turn out fatal....I know of a hubby who planted a long knife on the buttocks of a young man who was fatally attracted to his wife.

And I hear shall wounds really take time to heal, if at all.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Lolest!
#42 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:40:17 PM
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ventura wrote:
I have serious concerns about a girl in my office, I think see fancies me, and she is a regular on wazua. Is it you Mshindi? If so, give me a wink and I will see you in the gents in five minutes.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

This thread is too funny!!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
kenmac
#43 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:48:06 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
ventura wrote:
I have serious concerns about a girl in my office, I think see fancies me, and she is a regular on wazua. Is it you Mshindi? If so, give me a wink and I will see you in the gents in five minutes.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

This thread is too funny!!




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

why do I think of a gorilla with loads of primitive energy.
......Ecclesiastes
Lolest!
#44 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:58:32 PM
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You seem to be a Christian, the good book forbids adultery-that is what some people are encouraging you to go into. Protect your marriage, the crushes will come and go but remain true to your vows.

Lust is like a fire, the more you feed it the stronger and hotter it becomes. It even becomes uncontrollable!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Mshindi
#45 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:11:58 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
You seem to be a Christian, the good book forbids adultery-that is what some people are encouraging you to go into. Protect your marriage, the crushes will come and go but remain true to your vows.

Lust is like a fire, the more you feed it the stronger and hotter it becomes. It even becomes uncontrollable!


Totally agree @Laughing out loudly! That is why i mentioned personal policy...it is five pm now,let me now run to the mountains as suggested by @essy Applause Applause Applause
willin2learn
#46 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:21:27 PM
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Only 2 in a room? must be auditors?
@Mshindi. Focus ou your work. You will always see a attractive person whether in office or otherwise. Stay on the straight and narrow(funga kabisa) and save your marriageSad
King G
#47 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:31:47 PM
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Go f*** you hubby while assuming he is the dude in the office. Do world things to him and kuja like 3 times. But dont shout his name Laughing out loudly . You wont bother liking the colleague again
Thieves
ballistic
#48 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:37:51 PM
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King G wrote:
Go f*** you hubby while assuming he is the dude in the office. Do world things to him and kuja like 3 times. But dont shout his name Laughing out loudly . You wont bother liking the colleague again



So who exactly will be screwing who?
abdulrahman
#49 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 9:05:31 AM
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King G wrote:
Go f*** you hubby while assuming he is the dude in the office. Do world things to him and kuja like 3 times. But dont shout his name Laughing out loudly . You wont bother liking the colleague again


the art of copy pasting. BTW, you can even have a beyonce right here in Kenya.
AlphDoti
#50 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 10:12:42 AM
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QW25091985 wrote:
abdulrahman wrote:
This thing is normal. I have also the same problem with a certain married lady in our office. Its always tough when I meet her kwa lift or corridor but one day, nitapita na yeye.I know she is also feeling the same.


muslims are banned from this blog !


@abdulrahman your name indicates you are Muslim. I'm and if you are, I should say right now that I'm so embarrassed of you. Yes I'm Sad.

Let me tell you small story from one of the hadiths:
One day a youth went to prophet Muhammad (p.b.u.h) seeking permission to commit adultery.
He said: "Please permit me to commit adultery."
The Companions of the prophet took this very ill and were enraged at his words;
but prophet said to him: "Come nearer to me. Would you like anyone to commit adultery with your mother?"
He said: "Not at all."
Prophet said: "Then other people will also never tolerate such a shameful act with their mothers."
Then prophet asked him the same question about his sister, aunt, etc.
And he answered each time in the negative.
Then prophet put his hand on his chest and prayed: "O God! Purify his heart, forgive his sins and guard him against adultery."
The reporters say that, after this, nothing was more hateful to the young than adultery.

In Islam, one of the worst sins is Zina. It's one of the worst sin!
God says: "Do not go near zina. It is indeed a shameful and an evil path." (Surah Al Isra, Chapter 17 verse 32)

Fornication, adultery don't go near! For those people who belief it's no big thing, it's okay, it's not such a bad thing, I want you to know that the idea is not to go near it.

An Hadith says, "Whenever a man is alone with a woman the Devil makes a third."
So we should always try not to be alone with a woman who is not mahrum to us and not even go close to Zina.
[A mahram is a male or a woman you can never marry because of close relationship (e.g. a brother, sister, father, mother etc)]

Another hadith speaks to youth saying:
"O young men, who amongst you can afford to get married, should marry, for this will be a means of restraining the eyes from casting an evil glance and keeping one pure and chaste."

What happens to someone who does not fear God?
The passions of such a person are fulfilled in one of the following ways:
- Having unlawful relationships with men or women.
- Having mistresses.
- Visiting escort agencies and prostitutes.
- Frequenting clubs or discos.
- Reading pornographic material.
- Gazing at women with lust.

What are the Solutions
- marry
- If one cannot marry due to some reasons, he/she should resort to the following:
- fasting
- Protect the eyes from looking at strange men/women.
- To avoid mixed gatherings.
- To have the thought that God is at all times watching and aware of your actions.
- To refrain from sitting and working in privacy with strange women.
- Males should fulfill the rights of their wives i.e. looking after them. This will prevent women from treading the wrong path.
- To be wary of the dictates of the soul or self.
- Women should fulfill their husband’s rights and should not make excessive demands on them.
kimiri
#51 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 10:29:10 AM
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Funny thread indeed. @ Mshindi. Make sure it does not end like it did with a certain fellow somewhere in Meru a while ago. The lady’s hubby had organized a Kwamasutra and the bopyfie had to part with some 30k before he was allowed to get off. It was also not a nice experience for the lady to be discovered.
wanyuru
#52 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 12:57:32 PM
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vinii wrote:
QW25091985 wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Fatally attracted to a married woman?Watch out!!...It can turn out fatal....I know of a hubby who planted a long knife on the buttocks of a young man who was fatally attracted to his wife.



just say its you . !

Pole @Njunge - it must have been very painful.Laughing out loudly


heheheLaughing out loudly was it stitched to heal?


@Mshindi, just replay that Makosa imefanyika dude or the many pics we see in the papers of folks being frog marched around the estate naked!!Shame on you
Muheani
#53 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:14:00 PM
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Mshindi wrote:
Gff, wazuans please advise, i am seriously attracted to my colleague seated near me in the office. I have to resist this but it is killing me...

Wazuans, how do you deal with such tempations (Only constructive advice please) am serious...Pray Pray Pray


What you need to Cure that attractions is this

http://www.nation.co.ke/.../-/2sh5cyz/-/index.html

Muheani
#54 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:21:15 PM
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but if u still wanna go...check out if he "wants" to

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.


there you go, i think these observations are seemingly true somehow, ha, ha. so be very wary of what you say, but be even more mindful of how you move because unknowingly, you could be blowing your own cover. :))
King G
#55 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 1:54:37 PM
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Muheani wrote:
but if u still wanna go...check out if he "wants" to

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.


there you go, i think these observations are seemingly true somehow, ha, ha. so be very wary of what you say, but be even more mindful of how you move because unknowingly, you could be blowing your own cover. :))


i have been experiencing majority of this with my neighbour, so im in love, wow!
Thieves
Lolest!
#56 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 2:09:24 PM
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Muheani wrote:

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

Applause Applause Applause very true. But the lady here is married. She must avoid this guy like the plague.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
2012
#57 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 2:33:06 PM
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Muheani wrote:

He likes you if...

10. he does you way too many favors- boys love the limelight and would definitely grab every opportunity to impress the girl they like.

9. he seems to be everywhere- in reality, he isn't everywhere. he's just everywhere you go- at the cafeteria,

8. his barkadas oddly teases him whenever you're around- guys are known to be strongly loyal and true to his dawgs. chances are, they already know about his teeny-weeny love secret and would like to mess with him from time to time.

7. when talking to you, he obviously is at loss of words, stammering even- when boy torpe talks to the girl he really likes, he usually looks constipated.

6. he smiles at you like there's no tomorrow- people say that the best way out of adversity is through smiling. under the burden of a girl's stare, most guys do just that, from the left ear to right.

5. he talks about the latest showbuzz- he talks about anything, even black outs, just to strike a conversation with you.

4. he suddenly cuts his hair short the day after you told him that you have a crush on his collegue.

3. he befriends your chums- no he's not gay. he just wants to know more about you.

2. he boasts of himself whenever you talk about other guys- the male specie is quite possessive and will always see any man lingering near their prospect as a rival. of course, he doesn't want to lose.

1. his pupils dilate- researchers in the field of body language say that our pupils dilate whenever we look at someone personally special. though this method is said to be highly accurate, one needs a lot of training in order to distinctively notice the pupil's movement.



I think these signs say wants you and not necessarily that he likes you.

BBI will solve it
:)
willin2learn
#58 Posted : Friday, June 29, 2012 5:15:10 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
vinii wrote:
QW25091985 wrote:
[quote=Njung'e]Fatally attracted to a married woman?Watch out!!...It can turn out fatal....I know of a hubby who planted a long knife on the buttocks of a young man who was fatally attracted to his wife.



just say its you . !

Pole @Njunge - it must have been very painful.Laughing out loudly


heheheLaughing out loudly was it stitched to heal?

@Guka,

must have been wounded after a 'nathi shatting' experience!smile
harrydre
#59 Posted : Saturday, June 30, 2012 1:54:44 AM
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That's a normal feeling but if you respect your marriage and hubby and your relationship is solid, then this should just be a passing cloud..AVOID his as much as possible.
i.am.back!!!!
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#60 Posted : Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:53:46 AM
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