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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/2/2012 Posts: 1,134 Location: Nairobi
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We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua...
Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign...
Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name.
The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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chiaroscuro wrote:We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua...
Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign...
Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name.
The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me!  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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Njung'e wrote:chiaroscuro wrote:We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua...
Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign...
Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name.
The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me! The real Njung'e would have gone "weee kijana wacha mbangi"  I am beginning to have doubts too ....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,468
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quicksand wrote:Njung'e wrote:chiaroscuro wrote:We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua...
Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign...
Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name.
The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me! The real Njung'e would have gone "weee kijana wacha mbangi" I am beginning to have doubts too .... It's @guka alright! Same 1920's humour. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions... 1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura 2. at age 10 years which shoes were you wearing? 3. when did you first wear your first bellbottom trouser and platform shoes? ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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chiaroscuro wrote:We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua...
Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign...
Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name.
The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! This is true. The fact that "he" was fished out of exile by a torn-thong-thread have always baffled me! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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The only way I know @Njung'e is the AI story...will the real Njung'e please stand up...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Kaigangio wrote:there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...
1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura
None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu*****  ....i refuse to finish that word. @Nostop, Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memory Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2007 Posts: 336
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Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti. Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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vin wrote:Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti. Really?....ama you are discombobulated? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Njung'e wrote:Kaigangio wrote:there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...
1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura
None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu***** ....i refuse to finish that word. @Nostop, Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memory Since when did @Guka start writing like that? Huyu ni Guka 2.0/Guka 3D. He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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Njung'e wrote:Kaigangio wrote:there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...
1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura
None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu***** ....i refuse to finish that word. reminds me of your neighbour, this boy who came about with alot of ngura mu*****, migagatio and ndabibi...as we sat down to eat he told us that in order to be real men(?) we have to put the soil dug by the hedgehogs (huko) in our d***s... ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2007 Posts: 336
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Njung'e wrote:vin wrote:Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti. Really?....ama you are discombobulated? Sasa si unaona.haki hata zile vitu unasema zina kaa wewe tu. Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Elder wrote:Njung'e wrote:Kaigangio wrote:there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...
1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura
None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu***** ....i refuse to finish that word. @Nostop, Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memory Since when did @Guka start writing like that? Huyu ni Guka 2.0/Guka 3D. Guka reincarnated. Reincarnation completed by the C-string thread. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Kaigangio wrote:[quote=Njung'e] neighbour, this boy who came about with alot of ngura mu*****, migagatio and ndabibi...as we sat down to eat he told us that in order to be real men(?) we have to put the soil dug by the hedgehogs (huko) in our d***s...
And you??....Ngai Mwathani!!...  ....Didn't like migagatio at all.They made my taste buds scream...but nathi?...WA!....we would go "shat" in the forest for the next crop @Elder, Guka re-loaded. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Magigi wrote:This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 1,234
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Guka, just name all the Sagana 9 (with confirmations from leona) and the doubting Thomasses will keep quiet
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Impunity wrote:Magigi wrote:This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back! @Wazua Admin officially communicated!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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Magigi wrote:Impunity wrote:Magigi wrote:This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back! @Wazua Admin officially communicated! And she removed you from the USER'S Corner pap!!! (was it coz of a post of a man standing in front of a cow?)Thats for sure an enticement back to wazua. There is only one Guka wa Bijuti at Wazua. Werokam mback @Njung'e "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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