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bkismat
#1281 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 2:56:29 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Mshindi
#1282 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 2:58:34 PM
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Joined: 10/24/2011
Posts: 66
panomaz wrote:
C & P

2012-2013 Budget Summary -Kwa budget ya ma sufferer:

Kwa budget ya ma sufferer:

1. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava
introduce petrol ya sachets.
2. Wapunguze bei ya Mutura na
Mahindi choma.Kwani wanatumia Gas
kuchoma Mahindi?
3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe zikue
ka 68 ju kumekauka.
4. bei ya iPhone ireduce ju mtu
alishabite hio apple.
5. tissue paper itolewe the second
sheet. inakuwanga ya nini by the way?
KBC ionyeshe game za Euros. Ni DSTV
tutalipia ama ni rent?
6. Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy.
7. Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane
tuuziwe mkate ikiwa
already imepakwa BB
8. Iyo shamba enye iko between a
rock and a hard place, ma youth
wapewe tupande maindi
9. Turudishiwe hiyo Bob iko kwa jina ya
Collymore Ipigane na Dollar.
10. Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe
jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana
majina kama Nameless .
11. Gava ifungue
Mr.Broke.Hatuwezi bei ya Mr.Price
12.kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia
shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya
5 bob akuuzie
13.Taxation on weaves and other
fake hair should go up to curb the
killing of poor horses.
14. If you spend more than 30K on a
chic umelipa deposit ya dowry. Make
sure you show her parents
the receipts.
15. PK irudi 4bob
16. Brookside Dairies should offer a
Cheap 100ml pack of milk called
BrokeSide
17. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na
Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance
wapatie masufferer wajisort.
** Jun 14 Thu 18:46 **
Amor: *Open letter to the Minister of Finance* By Ìgwé Sonko Sk Dear Minister of finance Hon. Njeru Githae,

Hii cost of living imepanda sana bana. So as you read the budget, kama inawezekana, naomba serikali ipunguze bei ya samaki. Samaki zimekuwa expensive sana. Kwani zina swim kwa petroli? Nkt! Pia, badala ya avocado kukam na mbegu ikuwe inakam na mayai ndani instead. Donught pia ni problem. Tafadhali punguzeni size ya hiyo shimo. Ama hata mtoe kabisa juu hata si tamu. And lastly, naomba pia coca cola wakuwe wanajaza soda mpaka hapo kwa kifuniko.

Sincerely,
Sk the common mwananichi


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chemos
#1283 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 3:16:09 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
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Michuki: Njenga uka ugeithie Thaitoti.
Njenga: eku ?
Michuki:Mena haha na Ojode magithambio mbiro ni Wangari wa Mathaai.
Njenga: Mbiro maruta kuu? Kai magereire kwa goma?
MichukI: Aca,maracinirwo ni gatege ka mufaranja magithie Harambee,ona mena mbeca magotiini.
Njenga: Reke thie ndimacenjanirie na currency ya guku ngimonagia tuburoti
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dossy7
#1284 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 3:23:18 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 1,493
Location: Nairobi
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There was this case in Kenyatta National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always died on the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the some supernatural powers. No one could solve the mystery as to 'Why the deaths at 11AM'? So a world-wide expert team including a te...am from Makerere Medical School was constituted and they decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other objects, to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11am...... Scroll down for what happened.....
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Mukhobero Shivachi Wepukhulu , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the socket for the vacuum cleaner. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. "Please take all your kids to school, even if they plan to be part time sweepers!!"
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Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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bkismat
#1285 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 3:28:31 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rahatupu
#1286 Posted : Friday, June 15, 2012 4:57:13 PM
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Joined: 12/4/2009
Posts: 1,982
Location: matano manne
chemos wrote:
Michuki: Njenga uka ugeithie Thaitoti.
Njenga: eku ?
Michuki:Mena haha na Ojode magithambio mbiro ni Wangari wa Mathaai.
Njenga: Mbiro maruta kuu? Kai magereire kwa goma?
MichukI: Aca,maracinirwo ni gatege ka mufaranja magithie Harambee,ona mena mbeca magotiini.
Njenga: Reke thie ndimacenjanirie na currency ya guku ngimonagia tuburoti
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dunkang
#1287 Posted : Saturday, June 16, 2012 1:12:11 AM
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Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
MESSI JUNIOR?

Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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McReggae
#1288 Posted : Saturday, June 16, 2012 4:50:24 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Rahatupu wrote:
chemos wrote:
Michuki: Njenga uka ugeithie Thaitoti.
Njenga: eku ?
Michuki:Mena haha na Ojode magithambio mbiro ni Wangari wa Mathaai.
Njenga: Mbiro maruta kuu? Kai magereire kwa goma?
MichukI: Aca,maracinirwo ni gatege ka mufaranja magithie Harambee,ona mena mbeca magotiini.
Njenga: Reke thie ndimacenjanirie na currency ya guku ngimonagia tuburoti
.

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somebody care to translate?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Magigi
#1289 Posted : Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:45:04 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya


The baby is on her house-girl's back!!!
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Tebes
#1290 Posted : Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:12:32 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
Magigi wrote:
[img]http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/thumbnail.php?file=images/CHILD_INSULT_989932884.jpg&size=article_medium[img]

The baby is on her house-girl's back!!!



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"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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