C & P 2012-2013 Budget Summary -Kwa budget ya ma sufferer: Kwa budget ya ma sufferer: 1. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets. 2. Wapunguze bei ya Mutura na Mahindi choma.Kwani wanatumia Gas kuchoma Mahindi? 3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe zikue ka 68 ju kumekauka. 4. bei ya iPhone ireduce ju mtu alishabite hio apple. 5. tissue paper itolewe the second sheet. inakuwanga ya nini by the way? KBC ionyeshe game za Euros. Ni DSTV tutalipia ama ni rent? 6. Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy. 7. Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane tuuziwe mkate ikiwa already imepakwa BB 8. Iyo shamba enye iko between a rock and a hard place, ma youth wapewe tupande maindi 9. Turudishiwe hiyo Bob iko kwa jina ya Collymore Ipigane na Dollar. 10. Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana majina kama Nameless . 11. Gava ifungue Mr.Broke.Hatuwezi bei ya Mr.Price 12.kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya 5 bob akuuzie 13.Taxation on weaves and other fake hair should go up to curb the killing of poor horses. 14. If you spend more than 30K on a chic umelipa deposit ya dowry. Make sure you show her parents the receipts. 15. PK irudi 4bob 16. Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide 17. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance wapatie masufferer wajisort. ** Jun 14 Thu 18:46 ** Amor: *Open letter to the Minister of Finance* By Ìgwé Sonko Sk Dear Minister of finance Hon. Njeru Githae, Hii cost of living imepanda sana bana. So as you read the budget, kama inawezekana, naomba serikali ipunguze bei ya samaki. Samaki zimekuwa expensive sana. Kwani zina swim kwa petroli? Nkt! Pia, badala ya avocado kukam na mbegu ikuwe inakam na mayai ndani instead. Donught pia ni problem. Tafadhali punguzeni size ya hiyo shimo. Ama hata mtoe kabisa juu hata si tamu. And lastly, naomba pia coca cola wakuwe wanajaza soda mpaka hapo kwa kifuniko. Sincerely, Sk the common mwananichi

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[img]http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/thumbnail.php?file=images/CHILD_INSULT_989932884.jpg&size=article_medium[img] The baby is on her house-girl's back!!!