Impunity wrote:User the kao?Ask his village brother, Mr.Lolest! and uncle Magigi.
I don't know his whereabouts, but guess all is well with him. but here is a story. A few years back the first vehicle entered @User's village, Londokwe. The villagers had never seen a vehicle. They all gathered around it and the men started started describing it;
1st person,
"yina metho" (it has eyes)
2nd person, "
eka wee, ndukwona niyisi kuia" (what are you telling us, It can also cry)
3rd Person, getting under the car and touching the exhaust pipe,
"nyamu ni ngume naniyukitye. Yina ngindi imwi ya mwaka" (the animal is male and it is erecting. It has one big ball
The owner of the vehicle got in and zoomed off, leaving a lot of smoke behind. One villager was heard remarking,
"Nyamu yikilya syuki" (it is ejaculating smoke!
@User where are You?