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LEND ME YOUR WIFE!!
kishtash
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 25, 2009 4:52:00 PM
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Posts: 68
mine is always complaining...If she were a piece of cloth,I would change for another.

tash
mlefu
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 25, 2009 4:54:00 PM
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Location: nairobi
kishtat..hehehe

why keep one fish in a glass aquarium while you can have all the fish in the ocean?
kishtash
#3 Posted : Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:12:00 PM
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@mlefu,
I mean it..She started when I got promoted..Ati I am working odd hours and always receiving calls from the office when at home....
then ati our car is too small..and am the one driving always..so I sold a car I had...bought a vitz for her and bought myself a fielder..then..at hers is a wheelbarrow and mine is a mercedez...I sold it off...Remained with a fielder...she now drives sometimes..
Then..eti our house is too stuffy..she tries to clean it up but remains stuffy..
I acquired a piece of land in msa rd..now constructing...went to see progress after work and now a minute before I am even served with a cup of tea...eti now the only thing that matters in my life is the construction...
I have taken her everywhere in this country in the name of honeymooning..we sleep together in poshy hotels once a month..sijui from when...All Sats and Sundays,we are always together...I accompany her to all her functions and some are even 'useless'
Now with all this non-sense,I feel I am tired. If I can just have a new wife for a preiod of time and enjoy a break....its really aching

tash
Gordon Gekko
#4 Posted : Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:54:00 PM
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Joined: 5/27/2008
Posts: 3,760
You can have mine ..... FOR FREE!! Were it not for your wife's 'nagging' would you today be the proud owner of a plot on Msa Road?
Kusadikika
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 25, 2009 6:56:00 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2008
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Get a mistress preferably a girl from the coast. Your wife is good for motivation. Her whining is your fuel. Keep her to help you reach the sky. After the achievement however go to the mistress to tell you: ' you have done well sweety pie,karibu uketi,ule. Acha nikuandalie maji ya kuoga kisha nikusugue huko ulikochoka. Ah!! pole kwa kazi mume wangu.'

Weusi wa nywele za mshtakiwa zaonyesha ujinga alio nao
mkristo
#6 Posted : Friday, June 26, 2009 5:18:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@Kish

How long have you been married?

say it as it is
simonkabz
#7 Posted : Friday, June 26, 2009 5:55:00 AM
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Location: Cameroon
U hav ceded too much ground. Its time u stood firm. Dnt attend her functions,no hotels,dnt listen to the nag,walk out! Of cos this is after giving her a piece of ua mind. She will learn her lesson. My patience wears too thin too soon....

The only reason why some people are still alive is coz its illegal to shoot them!!
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PONDI
#8 Posted : Friday, June 26, 2009 6:15:00 AM
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Posts: 885
mid life crisis... you can be like many kenyans and just get a ndogo ndogo and risk dudu mbaya. or botle it and say 'kazi iendelee'... develop a coping mechanism which activates as soon as the wifes' mouth starts running...


He who laughs last thinks slowest..
Fundaah
#9 Posted : Friday, June 26, 2009 6:18:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 1,267
does she work?...most independent women are nagging... they know they can do without you.....register with MAWE


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masukuma
#10 Posted : Friday, June 26, 2009 6:19:00 AM
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Have you tried talking to her? tell her to count her blessings and name them one by one...
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