I watch this kind of events for one scene only.
The Presidential Lap.
This is one show that has never disappointed me one bit right from the M Oh One days. The Presidential Body Guards take the Lap jogging along seemly without breaking a sweat and not a crease can be seen on the nice fitting dark suits.
The scene is brilliantly choreographed as if from a high class movie. None has ever tripped. None has ever dropped a gun yet it well known each carries more than one under those neat suits.
The script had one tiny hitch once when the Nusu Mkeka Boys decided they could be part of The Show but the Mtukufu Rais Boys put them in their rightful place without breaking a stride.
They are all tall, dark, lethal looking type of slender. Not an ounce of fat, none with a pot belly.
To the Men who have dedicated their lives to taking a bullet for the Commander in Chief, I bow my head in deep respect and gratitude. Thank you for not only protecting His Excellency the President but also for making it look so good.
After His Excellency is safely in his seat, I usually change channels or simply switch off the television, for the rest of the show is usually, well, hogwash.