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marex
#1251 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:30:04 PM
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Angry husband is not happy with his wife and sends a msg to his mother-in-law :- "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS."
smart mother-in-law :- WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AFTER SEAL IS BROKEN.".
The way I am
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marex
#1252 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:31:09 PM
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A Pastor was found stealing
from the Church Safe by a
church member.
The pastor
shouted..."Blessed are those
who See and don't talk"...
The church member
replied..."For they shall
receive their share"
The way I am
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marex
#1253 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:34:01 PM
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1.F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done every day.
2.F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3.F***ing refreshes you.
4.After F***ing dont eat too much go for more liquids.
5.Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.
THIS MEANS..............................................................
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FASTING is good for your health
God bless your Dirty mind
The way I am
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panomaz
#1254 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:08:36 PM
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marex wrote:
Angry husband is not happy with his wife and sends a msg to his mother-in-law :- "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS."
smart mother-in-law :- WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AFTER SEAL IS BROKEN.".


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Impunity
#1255 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:15:06 PM
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Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
panomaz wrote:
marex wrote:
Angry husband is not happy with his wife and sends a msg to his mother-in-law :- "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS."
smart mother-in-law :- WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AFTER SEAL IS BROKEN.".


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But the seal might have been tampered with before the husband got the product.
Siku hizi kuna vijisabuni ambao hufanya mambo makumbwa.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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kyt
#1256 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 7:34:09 PM
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marex wrote:
Angry husband is not happy with his wife and sends a msg to his mother-in-law :- "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS."
smart mother-in-law :- WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AFTER SEAL IS BROKEN.".

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LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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Metasploit
#1257 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2012 2:26:46 PM
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Location: Dar es salaam,Tanzania
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Excetra1 wrote:
Mwalimu: "Wafula! Tunga sentensi ukitumia jina Tisaini (90)"

Wafula: "Angalia Wekesa ananiangalia na tisaini Gani"


“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”
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Metasploit
#1258 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2012 2:29:35 PM
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marex wrote:
Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" Its at Muthaiga,great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura forest.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?"


LOL

“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”
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Wendz
#1259 Posted : Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:58:21 AM
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C & P

Thamueli, a coffee-picker in Murang'a accompanies his wife to maternity hospital to deliver their first baby.

When the baby pops out, he notices the umbilical cord and shouts 'Ngai baba, nigoka na charger'
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sparkly
#1260 Posted : Thursday, June 07, 2012 1:02:33 PM
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Wendz wrote:
C & P

Thamueli, a coffee-picker in Murang'a accompanies his wife to maternity hospital to deliver their first baby.

When the baby pops out, he notices the umbilical cord and shouts 'Ngai baba, nigoka na charger'


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