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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Jus Blazin wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:
Women who raise hell on the spot are better than those who keep quiet...
The quiet its-okay-boo kind of women have turned men suicidal. As long as you have no idea what's on her mind, its serious torture and torment. @JB, hata chai ya asubuhi haujui what is inside  you sleep with one eye opened (remembering the Nyeri woman who poured hot water on her sleeping hubby)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Mastermind wrote:Just answer the question. I'm not even married, neither am a senior bachelor. Boss, How could you be either after such a move!!!! Amua yule unataka na ukae styro hio... I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/18/2011 Posts: 85
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it depends if the wife is from nyeri....  you pray Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/11/2008 Posts: 401
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dossy7 wrote:Mastermind wrote:C & P
A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left. If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return? If he dropped the girl friend at the wedding earlier on and then the wife later on or vice versa why would he go back to pick up any of them? he was looking for drama n he found it. Btw pole sana next time do not let them mix @dossy what I understood from the story? is that the wife took a taxi to her friend's place so the husband (read our soon to be dearly departed Mastermind) had no way of knowing where that was.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/9/2007 Posts: 219
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I really pity you.Your wife is clever enough.She didn't even report you to the mother in law or her best friend so that when you die it will look a natural death.Nobody will suspect her because in their eyes you have a very good relationship.Be very careful.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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Eeh! so that day he will walk to the kitchen and find the big sufuria brimming with boiling water ajue Volcano inalipuka, especially if the last cock was slaughtered kedo 2 weeks before!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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Mastermind wrote:C & P
A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left. If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return? Clearly the man is an idiot! He drops both women in the same wedding and not only does he have the guts to go back but he goes to pick the wrong one? BBI will solve it :)
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