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nostoppingthis
#21 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:47:43 AM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:


Women who raise hell on the spot are better than those who keep quiet...

The quiet its-okay-boo kind of women have turned men suicidal. As long as you have no idea what's on her mind, its serious torture and torment.


@JB, hata chai ya asubuhi haujui what is inside smile you sleep with one eye opened (remembering the Nyeri woman who poured hot water on her sleeping hubby)
bwenyenye
#22 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:59:19 AM
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Mastermind wrote:
Just answer the question. I'm not even married, neither am a senior bachelor.


Boss, How could you be either after such a move!!!! Amua yule unataka na ukae styro hio...
I Think Therefore I Am
panomaz
#23 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:21:33 PM
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it depends if the wife is from nyeri....Pray Pray Pray Pray you pray
Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
Elder
#24 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:35:53 PM
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Another 'a friend of mine' saga.... Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
theman192000
#25 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:17:39 PM
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Posts: 401
dossy7 wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
C & P

A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left.
If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return?


If he dropped the girl friend at the wedding earlier on and then the wife later on or vice versa why would he go back to pick up any of them?
he was looking for drama n he found it.
Btw pole sana next time do not let them mix


@dossy what I understood from the story? is that the wife took a taxi to her friend's place so the husband (read our soon to be dearly departed Mastermind) had no way of knowing where that was.
Ray
#26 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:29:49 PM
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I really pity you.Your wife is clever enough.She didn't even report you to the mother in law or her best friend so that when you die it will look a natural death.Nobody will suspect her because in their eyes you have a very good relationship.Be very careful.
kiterunner
#27 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:01:59 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Go home without clothes, start eating grass and barking like a dog, don't shower for two days, have a friend suggest [pre arranged] that there is a traditional healer he can take you to. Come back "cured" after two days stay at the "traditional healer's" place and report how [as per the traditional healer] the lady had bewitched you to fall for her. Contract one of the many M-Pesa ministry "pastors" we have around and attend his church with your wife. Let him be "shown" how you had been bewitched by a certain lady and you almost left your wife "whom you love dearly". Let him cast away the "demons" and declare you healed - MPesa him 5k and you are done! To add some spice, you can have the pastor "shown" that you had visited a traditional healer and have him warn you against such behaviour.

Pole sana @Mastermind. By the way, probably the only reason you are still alive is because she is still planning a perfect murder - one she can get away with! Watch your back!!!

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that is the correct answer, she ll not believe you but she ll forgive you for the effort,
our goals are best achieved indirectly
Tebes
#28 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:08:40 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
kiterunner wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Go home without clothes, start eating grass and barking like a dog, don't shower for two days, have a friend suggest [pre arranged] that there is a traditional healer he can take you to. Come back "cured" after two days stay at the "traditional healer's" place and report how [as per the traditional healer] the lady had bewitched you to fall for her. Contract one of the many M-Pesa ministry "pastors" we have around and attend his church with your wife. Let him be "shown" how you had been bewitched by a certain lady and you almost left your wife "whom you love dearly". Let him cast away the "demons" and declare you healed - MPesa him 5k and you are done! To add some spice, you can have the pastor "shown" that you had visited a traditional healer and have him warn you against such behaviour.

Pole sana @Mastermind. By the way, probably the only reason you are still alive is because she is still planning a perfect murder - one she can get away with! Watch your back!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

that is the correct answer, she ll not believe you but she ll forgive you for the effort,




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"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
willin2learn
#29 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:09:09 PM
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panomaz wrote:
it depends if the wife is from nyeri....Pray Pray Pray Pray you pray


Eeh! so that day he will walk to the kitchen and find the big sufuria brimming with boiling water ajue Volcano inalipuka, especially if the last cock was slaughtered kedo 2 weeks before!
2012
#30 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:25:36 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
Mastermind wrote:
C & P

A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left.
If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return?


Clearly the man is an idiot! He drops both women in the same wedding and not only does he have the guts to go back but he goes to pick the wrong one?

BBI will solve it
:)
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