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Atalaku
#11 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:11:31 AM
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woodpecker wrote:
chemos wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Ever dated a girl and every time you get down on it, it is the same underwear?


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maybe she bought many pieces of the same type...


and same colour Laughing out loudly

Quite a possibility. But when you buy a pack of 5 or 3 they are usually in assorted colours and designs-some 'zebrared', others in plain colours and the colours are rarely the same. And knowing how particular women are with variety it would be so remote to find a lady purchasing ngothas of the same colour.
-In as as much as communication is important, some things are too hard to say. How do you handle a situation like this.
dossy7
#12 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:12:41 AM
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woodpecker wrote:
chemos wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Ever dated a girl and every time you get down on it, it is the same underwear?


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maybe she bought many pieces of the same type...


and same colour Laughing out loudly


@Atalaku ever wondered why she does that everytime u go down,maybe she realised thats what does the trick for you and gives u magic.

You have made my morning today,i need to sue you for a cracke drib.
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
essyk
#13 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:22:26 AM
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mtcheew!
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
livie
#14 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:57:07 AM
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ocampo wrote:
ha ha ha ha....am sure 83% of the readers are guilty. However, kashimo kadogo sio kabaya.


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short cut......to the goodies!!!1
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karqui
#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:22:35 AM
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livie wrote:
ocampo wrote:
ha ha ha ha....am sure 83% of the readers are guilty. However, kashimo kadogo sio kabaya.


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short cut......to the goodies!!!1


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smano
#16 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:27:14 AM
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C&P

Jeff, a hotelier, has no such qualms. "I studied the situation quietly and took charge. So every Valentine’s Day, I buy a handful of those things in the guise of ‘love’. But the truth is the situation was bad. You don’t want to know how embarrassed I got when she went into labour suddenly and had to be undressed by nurses in my presence."

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But let's all admit like @Ocampo suggests that we all have at least one that has a "kashimo kadogo"d'oh!
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
smano
#17 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:30:53 AM
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C&P

"Underwear is basically ‘non essential’ stuff. I would rather buy a nice watch than waste Sh1,000 on something no one sees. It is not like women undress us anyway. In fact, casual girlfriends never even get to see our underwear because we remove ‘everything’ at once," chuckles Sam, a cyber cafÈ operator.

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I have just died in the office!!!
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Lolest!
#18 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:34:59 AM
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smano wrote:
C&P

"Underwear is basically ‘non essential’ stuff. I would rather buy a nice watch than waste Sh1,000 on something no one sees. It is not like women undress us anyway. In fact, casual girlfriends never even get to see our underwear because we remove ‘everything’ at once," chuckles Sam, a cyber cafÈ operator.

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I have just died in the office!!!

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bkismat
#19 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:40:17 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
smano wrote:
C&P

"Underwear is basically ‘non essential’ stuff. I would rather buy a nice watch than waste Sh1,000 on something no one sees. It is not like women undress us anyway. In fact, casual girlfriends never even get to see our underwear because we remove ‘everything’ at once," chuckles Sam, a cyber cafÈ operator.

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I have just died in the office!!!

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
nostoppingthis
#20 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:43:02 AM
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you guys!!! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ati sasa uko na kashimo kwa ngotha, na pine imepitia hapo Laughing out loudly ABK!

This reminds me of the story (true story)where guys were sharing a community bathroom, and on this particular day mama nyumba had guests for chama ya akina mama...so she was up early cleaned the house and finished cooking...sasa ilibaki kuoga tu...waits patiently in line and gets into the bathroom, and then back home where the visitors have assembled and waiting...all changed into new clothes she joins the meeting...as the chama progresses, a little boy comes in holding up her blue ngotha (with white rim) ridden with holes (you'd be forgiven for thinking those were multiple bullets), and asks in vernacular, "Mama nani, is this your ngotha? I think you left it in the bathroom!!!"...she has not lived to forget the day...
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